http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56613 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 10:02:30 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56613#post-163764 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:40:55 +0000 Squudge 163764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have to admit I don't like the headline either - sorry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56613#post-163763 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:37:17 +0000 Tripod 163763@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The headline made me laugh... but it was downhill after that... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56613#post-163761 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 11:33:34 +0000 Reg Herring 163761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The food scandal reached new heights (or should that be depths) today as it emerged 43% of sheep and lamb products sold in supermarkets, butchers and fast food outlets contains large amounts of human semen.</p> <p>A spokesperson said: “Sheep shagging has been going on since time immemorial, but we never knew it was this widespread.”</p> <p>Experts believe it is the result of male internet trolls: “After a hard days trolling and slagging people off on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and media comment areas etc etc, when it gets dark the trolls venture out for some peeping tom-foolery, have a large kebab then go fuck a sheep” said one “this activity is a daily routine for a troll.”</p> <p>The Food Standards Agency immediately commissioned the urgent design of chastity belts for sheep, but insisted there is no danger of catching an STD as trolls do not have girlfriends.</p> <p>A kebab shop owner said: “Yeah, we regularly spit, piss and flick bogeys into kebabs, but these trolls are beyond sick.”</p> <p>When informed of the findings, a troll posted on the FSA Facebook page: “Tell the FSA he’s an ugly cunt with a huge arse, so are fucking kebab shops and sheep.” </p>