http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:12:59 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-164163 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:10:22 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 164163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't think the headline on the NiB works either.</p> <p>Impossible to please some people isn't it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-164160 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:01:50 +0000 Perks 164160@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice NiB </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-164156 Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:25:24 +0000 Boutros 164156@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely rewritten for a NiB, whoever does that bit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163812 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:18:49 +0000 Oxbridge 163812@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very strange and very good. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163809 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 20:09:27 +0000 sponge finger 163809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>super timing [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/gardeningpicturegalleries/9880141/Shed-of-the-Year-2013-entrants.html">shed competition...</a>] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163742 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:00:02 +0000 Boutros 163742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks VCG.<br /> It's not the greatest headline.<br /> Maybe...</p> <p>Surrey shed man shafted by sharp shard sales practices. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163734 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 00:12:05 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 163734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this but the headline feels like it doesn't quite work for me, not sure why.</p> <p>Idea and story are cracking though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163714 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:00:11 +0000 markburgle 163714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the guys tone of mild exasperation </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163670 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 18:53:45 +0000 Boutros 163670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Which floor where you on? 91st? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163627 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:35:55 +0000 Tess Goes 163627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've got a few shards in my shed leftover from when a spade went through the window. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163597 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:57:29 +0000 Boutros 163597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks much appreciated, any stars from you, whatmohome? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56562#post-163592 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:49:18 +0000 Anonymous 163592@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Body feels not good, <a href="http://www.mmomesos.com">MapleStory Gold</a>then go to the hospital for examination, the doctor asked X-rayed, X-ray, MD wrote diagnosis, and then I took the diagnosis and film to the doctor. 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"It's infuriating."</p> <p>The construction is casting long shadows over neighbouring gardens, and Mr Sutcliffe has received numerous complaints, as well as some offers from blue-chip companies wishing to relocate.</p> <p>"Since the day that thing arrived, I've seen various people darting about my garden in a hurry and I reckon there's a tube station underneath, or something like that," observed Sutcliffe. I don't know what to do about it. I might try pouring a kettle of hot water down the cracks in the paving slabs, as it worked for the ants."</p> <p>Garry Pratt, whose company “gardenshards.co.uk” supplied Sutcliffe, is unsympathetic. “Mr Sutcliffe quite clearly knew what he was buying - the clue is in the name for crying out loud. Nevertheless, we would have been happy to cancel the order had he returned the tower in the original packaging. But he’s clearly been using it, as evidenced by the lawn mower and packet of seeds in the foyer. We are fully determined that Mr Sutcliffe pays us the £2,199,999,950 he owes, that being the balance of the £2.2billion cost price minus his £50 deposit.</p> <p>Which? the consumer’s champion commented “In a recent test of 20 garden sheds, the Shard came top for internal storage but was disappointing for ease of assembly. It didn’t get our ‘Best Buy’ recommendation, coming tenth in the garden storage solutions category - so we cannot recommend it as a shed."</p> <p>"But it makes a lovely greenhouse.” </p>