http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 20:14:51 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163505 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:15:46 +0000 lane-avenger 163505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PS My parents don't have a trust, we are poor but happy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163504 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:14:57 +0000 lane-avenger 163504@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I had a girlfriend once and nearly left home, but she couldn't manage a LG 7kg Direct Drive F1256QD, as the song says:</p> <p>Substitute you for my mum<br /> At least I'll get my washing done </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163495 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:00:40 +0000 Lens Cap 163495@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You should have moved out by now then, or at least won over your parents trust </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163493 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:58:53 +0000 lane-avenger 163493@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am 45 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163492 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:57:44 +0000 Lens Cap 163492@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is there not any Internet porn you could be wanking off to, or have you still to find out how to get round the parental controls. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163466 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:26:22 +0000 lane-avenger 163466@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>My god infidel you are inaccurate with your choice of supermarket, have you considered Costcutters? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163463 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:24:38 +0000 Lens Cap 163463@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>With a danger of being asked 'what have you ever written that's funny?', can I suggest changing the supermarket from morrisons to another. As far as I am aware all their meat is grown in their own farms and slaughtered in their own abattoirs meaning the dont have a problem as their supply chain is much smaller. Also I think anything stupid involving Aldi or Lidl is inherently more funny for some reason </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56549#post-163450 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:47:17 +0000 Tripod 163450@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Barry Protheroe, Quality Control Manager at Morrisons, has addressed customers directly in a press release today. “Instead of making a drama out of a crisis, we’ve decided to make a game out of it. Prizes for three-in-a-row include a detox, a session of colonic irrigation and a year’s membership - for two - of the Vegetarian Society. Your statutory rights are not affected, because, as you must now be aware, you really don’t have any”... </p>