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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store</title>
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			<title>lane-avenger on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56535#post-163464</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>lane-avenger</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;a thousand cuts on your crapness infidel!!
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			<title>Lens Cap on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56535#post-163461</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Lens Cap</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Then maybe read again as the headline then one line topper format doesn't really get used. Try and fit the joke into one snappy headline. Some times it takes a bit of work. Or make it news in brief length which gives you the chance to explain the story a bit
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			<title>Audible Minority on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Audible Minority</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Thanks, Lens Cap. I'd already read the guidelines -- that's how I got this far.
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			<title>Lens Cap on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Lens Cap</dc:creator>
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			<title>Audible Minority on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Audible Minority</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;In case it needs to be said, I'll mention that the customers were patiently waiting in a queue so as to pay for their burgers.
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			<title>Audible Minority on "Tartar horde invades Tesco Express convenience store"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 15:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Audible Minority</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Forty-seven staff and two customers dead.
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