http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 04:14:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-164997 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:25:49 +0000 dvo4fun 164997@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Both: "I hear a joker did quite well in the Italian elections."</p> <p>Both: "Don't get your hopes up, it won't happen here." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163986 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:26:05 +0000 Squudge 163986@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21418431">the candidates</a></p> <p>I like the sound of the Elvis Loves Pets Party </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163945 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 13:27:27 +0000 pinxit 163945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Odd that. I saw the same pic too, but this has one <em>very </em>slight difference...</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/jof_zps49fc09d7.jpg"></p> <p><em>Eh?!</em> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163885 Wed, 20 Feb 2013 09:32:54 +0000 AReader 163885@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"OK Ed, let's campaign Gangnam Style!" ***starts music*** </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163797 Tue, 19 Feb 2013 18:38:38 +0000 Gerontius 163797@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Name's John....John O'Farrell.<br /> I'm the new Labour candidate.<br /> And you? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163706 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:33:21 +0000 Truebiscuit 163706@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>We'll have one big policy a day, two little ones and one from the archives. Today it's a mansion tax, something about horsemeat and asteroids, and from the archive, women are losing the vote. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163703 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:23:03 +0000 Stan Laurel 163703@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eastleigh newlyweds come out in favour of single sex marriage. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163701 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:19:08 +0000 thisisall1word 163701@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"This by-election should be a piece of piss; I'm only standing against Ed Milliband." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163699 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:10:51 +0000 Al OPecia 163699@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ed M: "Please don't go near any badgers or squirrels..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163682 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:41:08 +0000 AReader 163682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JoF: "I'm so glad we're not making Spitting Image any more!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163681 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:39:30 +0000 AReader 163681@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bubble from out-of-shot right "It's the Dream Team!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163640 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:21:40 +0000 Perks 163640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah VCG, if only we had such a piece of that calibre around here.</p> <p> Couldn't help notice two NiBs that have reference to and takes the piss out of government policy, and one of them was a week old. Couple that with the archive story taking the piss out of the daily mail, and I wonder if we are becoming one sided. </p> <p>To quote the guidelines</p> <p>"There are no taboo subjects, but we don’t go for stories that are shocking only for the sake of it. Stories shouldn’t be unnecessarily offensive, but if they are making a valid satirical point, then pretty much anything is fair game...especially about the Tories and without mentioning Labour" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163620 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:09:36 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 163620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>“A story saying that I would un-invade Iraq if elected? That’s a really good idea John, you should make sure that your website publishes that.” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163619 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:09:12 +0000 Lens Cap 163619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'After seeing a placard at a Labour Election rally, Mr Rate denies tax evasion' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163618 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:05:48 +0000 Midfield Diamond 163618@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The following is a partly satirical broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163609 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 13:23:47 +0000 Perks 163609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JoF: there's a website where they call me Ed. it's a joke website</p> <p>EM: thats funny because there's a party where they call me Ed and like your website... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163600 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:09:12 +0000 Gerontius 163600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fuck off Ed....I'm trying to win a by-election here. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163578 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 06:52:27 +0000 DustyBinLaden 163578@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Until we see how things pan out, let's just shake our own hands </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163547 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 23:19:13 +0000 MADJEZ 163547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JOF '..mustn't stare at his funny shaped head. Look what he did to Sigourney Weaver'</p> <p><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZXBzliMJqu0/Tlt-n91tnnI/AAAAAAAAAFo/QYDT9g9meKQ/s1600/Alien%2B5%2Bby%2BRidley%2BScott%2Bafter%2BPredators.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163535 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:46:43 +0000 waylandsmithy 163535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As a symbol of peace, we're each releasing a handful of white moths. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163533 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:41:16 +0000 riesler 163533@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Have you got the policies?"<br /> "No, I thought you had them" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163532 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:39:56 +0000 riesler 163532@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking Wensleydale Gromit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163531 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:39:11 +0000 riesler 163531@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'OK, let's go after the nasty party. Die Thatcher!!!!' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163503 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:14:52 +0000 Squudge 163503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>JoF "lets do the Gangnam dance" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163500 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:07:33 +0000 sigmund 163500@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>EM: ‘After this, we’ll go to the pub and fill in your expenses claim.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163485 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:47:24 +0000 Squudge 163485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'fraid I can't beat your original offering re the rubber muppet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163483 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:44:15 +0000 Lucy4 163483@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ed: "Bollocks! What's this old fart's name again?"</p> <p>Ed: "Bollocks! What's this young fart's name again?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163465 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:26:22 +0000 godly1966 163465@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Did you just fart? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56522#post-163325 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:57:53 +0000 Truebiscuit 163325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/17/article-2279886-17A11167000005DC-934_634x463.jpg"></p> <p>O Farrell chooses Black Lace smash as election song.</p> <p>JoF (right): 'It's lovely to be working with big, rubber muppets again' </p>