Forum » Topic: ‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 21:35:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Scroat on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163587 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 09:40:59 +0000 Scroat 163587@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes - Peter Sellars. In a film with Goldie Hawn. Name of which escapes. </p> lane-avenger on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163468 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:27:58 +0000 lane-avenger 163468@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Allahu Akbar !! </p> Audible Minority on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163458 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:05:34 +0000 Audible Minority 163458@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't it Peter Sellers who made it famous for previous generations? </p> Lens Cap on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163422 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:32:18 +0000 Lens Cap 163422@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A bit old hat I'm afraid. Old pub jokes. </p> Squudge on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163331 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 12:00:21 +0000 Squudge 163331@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Every schoolkid sang the unofficial version - like the first two paras then it fizzles (a bit like the song) </p> Golgo13 on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163330 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:46:03 +0000 Golgo13 163330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I always assumed the <em>double entendre</em> was there on purpose in the case of Ken Dodd. </p> Reg Herring on "‘Happiness’ originally ‘A Penis’ says Doddy" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56519#post-163322 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:47:41 +0000 Reg Herring 163322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ken Dodd today sensationally confessed his 1964 hit ‘Happiness’ was originally titled ‘A Penis’, a song about his massive tickling stick. “I certainly am not a diddy man” said Mr Dodd, adding “a penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess.” </p> <p>The news broke as it was revealed the Indeep tune ‘Last Night A DJ Saved My Life’ was originally titled ‘Last Night A BJ Saved My Life’ and Phil Collins’ tune ‘In The Air Tonight’ is about onanism.</p> <p>“What a load of focking wank” said a man with a small penis, whose nickname is ‘The Stud’. </p>