http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 02:33:05 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163721 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:38:18 +0000 J Vine 163721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No it isn't. My award winning show is the place for an argument. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163678 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 19:31:00 +0000 AReader 163678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is this the place for an argument? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163605 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:25:52 +0000 Sinnick 163605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know what you mean: it's a sad day when Youtube comments are more intellectual. Surely NB is better than this ?</p> <p>Tantamount ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163603 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:22:34 +0000 Tripod 163603@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Who wouldn't like to be able to say they were "immediately pumped wow cool"? I know I would. Eat your heart out, youbuyitnow :-) </blockquote></p> <p>I've just bought some 'WOW Gold'... and I don't even know what it is.</p> <p>Something's wrong, though, when witless spam is funnier than either the subs or the comments... :-( </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163601 Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:13:23 +0000 rickwestwell 163601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's some literally golden spam just been posted above - I know it'll get deleted shortly, so I just wanted to preserve it:</p> <p><blockquote>Body feels not good, 3 Items then go to the hospital for examination, the doctor asked X-rayed, X-ray, MD wrote diagnosis, and then I took the diagnosis and film to the doctor. Surprisingly, the doctors took X-ray diagnosis began shaking his head, his mouth Gee, I was immediately pumped wow cool, want to ask the doctor left how long results that doctors say is: "Oh, now young doctors, the handwriting is really bad. "Buy WOW Gold</blockquote></p> <p>Who wouldn't like to be able to say they were "immediately pumped wow cool"? I know I would. Eat your heart out, youbuyitnow :-) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163540 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:57:33 +0000 Truebiscuit 163540@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you censoring me J? Typical fucking B Bollocking B wanky C cunts.</p> <p>Just say 'bleep' or whatever, you fucking amateur. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163536 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:48:07 +0000 J Vine 163536@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could you promise not to swear? I wouldn't want to damage the BBC's otherwise pristine reputation? Also how do you know lane is a ladyboy? Are you working together? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163534 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:43:14 +0000 Truebiscuit 163534@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Have you got my mobile? I could fascinate your listener (single listener...for comedy effect) with an angry rant about how fucking brilliant this is, perhaps offer to ruin Lane's prettyboy looks forever live on air, for comedy effect.</p> <p>You'd be in on it J, you'd say things like 'leave him, he's not worth it' or 'stamp on his face forever'. Then we'd both piss ourselves and tell the listener (singular again, for continuity) he's wasted an hour of his life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163527 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:31:36 +0000 J Vine 163527@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>As scribbler has already pointed out, if you think it's funny when you write it, it must be comedy gold.</p> <p>Truebiscuit says "excellent work", whereas lane avenger said "Fuck you Truebiscuit, this is a pile of shit and you're the malign cunt that wrote it" or something like that, or something not like that. Anyway the point is its shit, or good. I'll find some callers with conflicting options after this, Paula Abdul and Opposites Attract....... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163520 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:08:51 +0000 Truebiscuit 163520@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's half-term Lane, you half-wit.</p> <p>I can believe you're related to goldfish, because they're not funny either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163515 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:42:09 +0000 Spartacus 163515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Riesler - no you're fucking not. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163514 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:40:59 +0000 lane-avenger 163514@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PS we are all related to the goldfish </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163513 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:40:24 +0000 lane-avenger 163513@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>left half (logical, analytical, objective, superiority complex)- Truebiscuit<br /> right half - (intuitive, thoughtful,subjective, superiority complex) - Lenscap</p> <p>Am I right?</p> <p>Afraid I have school tomorrow so cannot play any more tonight.</p> <p>See you soon.</p> <p>Love</p> <p>LA. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163512 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:32:38 +0000 Lens Cap 163512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What is your issue Lane? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163511 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:32:02 +0000 Truebiscuit 163511@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do you only have one retort, Lane? Are you by chance related to a goldfish? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163510 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:25:18 +0000 lane-avenger 163510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Are you two by any chance related? Maybe Siamese twins, separated at birth, with each of you getting half of the brain each? I will further analyse your subsequent posts determine which half went to each twin. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163471 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 20:30:28 +0000 Truebiscuit 163471@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bollocks Lens, this is fucking comedy dynamite. As soon as I thought of it I pissed myself, then farted, followed through and vomited.</p> <p>I thought of it and I found it hilarious, so it's obviously brilliant. Perhaps you're too stupid to 'get it'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163414 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:22:17 +0000 Lens Cap 163414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God bless your little rant about lazy horse jokes. Your right, the Savile topic is nice and original. I think this to o could be called lazy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163364 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:20:23 +0000 Tripod 163364@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...And I'm nauseous... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163352 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 13:16:30 +0000 riesler 163352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm Spartacus! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163341 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 12:20:34 +0000 lane-avenger 163341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>are you by any chance related? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163336 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 12:09:47 +0000 Truebiscuit 163336@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent work, Truebiscuit. This is hilarious, although it might need to mention 'horse' or 'Findus' because they're inherently funny without making any pissing effort. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56518#post-163321 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 10:44:51 +0000 Truebiscuit 163321@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only a semi, fortunately. A full lob would have fucked us. </p>