http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56499 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 14:10:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56499#post-163263 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 22:09:09 +0000 Yikes 163263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! And a little disturbing ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56499#post-163255 Sat, 16 Feb 2013 20:40:34 +0000 jenlon 163255@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Angela Merkel has been accused of demeaning international relations by apprearing to play a fetish sex game whilst at international conferences. Merkel (not an innuendo) has been playing the butch lesbian pick-up game known as “triangles are fruit as well”. In the last 12 months Merkel has been snapped 50 times playing this game.</p> <p><img src="http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/angela_merkel_vagina_hands.jpg"></p> <p>This bizarre game called “Dreiecke sind nicht die einzige Frucht” has been a hit in german lesbian fetish clubs and some believe that Merkel hopes to capitalise on a worldwide rollout. German butch lesbians have been critical, many of them have denied they still play that game and have called Merkel “so 2011”. </p> <p>Other Ministers were withering in their comments. “How come she is still a lesbian then?”, said Hermann van Rumpoy, demonstrating his usual grasp of international politics. Britains David Cameron refused to comment but hinted his recent success in Euro negotiations came as a result of making a substantial deposit in a certain german vault that rarely sees the light of day.</p> <p>Chancellor Merkel defended her bizarre behaviour by saying that international conferences were extremely boring and she often missed her husband. She believes that lesbians don't count and it is a good way of avoiding scurvy on the long nights away from home. </p>