http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 13:49:24 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162814 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:37:56 +0000 Gerontius 162814@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>So she's actually competing with the girls from Plymouth.<br /> How hard is that?<br /> <strike>All you need is a pulse</strike>. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162810 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:33:06 +0000 Carter 162810@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know who she is because she's from my home city. Occasionally her and her bloke Jason Statham star of lots of shitty action films and a lot smaller than he looks on screen can be seen mooching around the place followed by a bunch of paps. </p> <p>She's quite amazing looking. In a crowd of ordinary Plymouthians she's so beautful and glowy and Hollywood-teethy that she actually looks like she's a different species. A better one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162788 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 16:52:36 +0000 AReader 162788@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes but the problem is by the time the Southern Region responds she'll have had 3 kids </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162769 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:53:16 +0000 beau-jolly 162769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not sure who she is either but here's a (huge!)picture of her flashing her knickers. You've made a happy man feel very old (I'm 55 you know)<br /> <img src="http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23200000/Rosie-Huntington-leaves-Whisky-Mist-in-London-June-27-rosie-huntington-whiteley-23219702-2000-2040.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162758 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:30:49 +0000 Tripod 162758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Katy Perry may well have served me coffee this morning</blockquote></p> <p>No, she was serving <em>me</em> coffee. I'd asked for tea. I told her to put some bloody clothes on. </p> <p>I am 61... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162755 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:28:20 +0000 Gerontius 162755@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Give it another 10 years AR...then you don't care that you don't know.<br /> Life is much simpler when you reach the sort of age when you don't actually give a shit anymore.<br /> Katy Perry may well have served me coffee this morning but I guess I'll never know.<br /> Coffee was good mind.<br /> Devastatingly gorgeous....sounds like a cake </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56352#post-162712 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:26:11 +0000 AReader 162712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...is when you read this in the Daily Mail:</p> <p><blockquote>Stylish Rosie Huntington-Whiteley turns the pavement into a catwalk as she runs errands in Los Angeles. Devastatingly gorgeous wherever she goes</blockquote></p> <p>and you ask: <strong>WHO THE FUCK IS SHE? WHY IS SHE BEING STALKED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS WHILE DOING HER SHOPPING? WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?</strong></p> <p>I am 47 1/2 years old. </p>