http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56351 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:32:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56351#post-162710 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:24:28 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 162710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably Rebecca </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56351#post-162705 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:18:54 +0000 AReader 162705@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And the one star bandit strikes again! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56351#post-162702 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:16:03 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 162702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Move over Kevin Bacon, a new kid of sorts is on the block. It used to be that via the medium of Mr Bacon you were no further than knowing everybody else on the planet than six steps, well now everybody is only three miles away from Mature Datings very own Rebecca.</p> <p>When questioned people around the world welcomed the news, Bruce a sheep shearer from Woolongongmaginganggooly in Western Austraila said " Strewth cobber that Shelia is fair dinkum and to think she is only three miles away when the next cattle station is 600km away, she must be hiding in the Bush! "</p> <p>Ng an Inuit in Greenland remarked "Well she doesn't look very Nordic or Eskimoish and her wiskers are longer than Casper my pet walrus but at only three miles , what ever they are, away across the tundra I reckon she's worth a pop"</p> <p>Over in Kenya, Mafosi commented, "Whilst its nice to see new blood in Massi Mara, I don't think she can honestly be only three miles away, I mean I have never seen anyone with Tan that deep on the Serengetti apart from a tourist form Gateshead"</p> <p>However Rebecca does not have universeral support, Mustapha a radical cleric from the Yemen said "She is dressed like a Whore and a Harlot and is an insult to all male eyes, even those in excess of three miles, luckily there was a link to Homebase on the website and from there garden centre I have ordered a nice ornamental rockery, I plan to have a chat with her and seeing as my village is only two miles wide it will not be long"</p> <p>The company that own the website that Rebecca is currently on, refused to comment although it is beleived this due to a court case brought by a disgruntalled user a Mr Graham Savage of Bath, who is currently suing the owners, Slap Comumications over a match by the Mature Dating Website which turned out to be five year old truckle of Chedder, Mr Savage is reported to have said, "its a complete con everybody know Chedder Gorge is much than three miles away" </p>