http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:55 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162928 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:03:22 +0000 godly1966 162928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If I only had a 9mm in my pocket id keep quiet about it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162927 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:00:49 +0000 Yikes 162927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha ha Riesler ... dare you to post it as a ticker though! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162926 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:56:36 +0000 godly1966 162926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry I thought the whole gun was only 9mm long. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162921 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:52:02 +0000 riesler 162921@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you.... Ah!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162919 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:49:48 +0000 Titus 162919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@godly: not small - 9mm is the usual for domestic defence and self-evidently sufficient.</p> <p><a href="http://www.usacarry.com/what-gun-to-purchase-consider-9mm-pistol-self-defense/" rel="nofollow">http://www.usacarry.com/what-gun-to-purchase-consider-9mm-pistol-self-defense/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162906 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:02:34 +0000 godly1966 162906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police say his girlfriend was shot with a 9mm pistol, that’s a bloody small gun. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162901 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 09:55:11 +0000 Oxbridge 162901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Or taking the piss out of John Terry. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162850 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 22:17:17 +0000 rickwestwell 162850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"What's wrong with being Oxy?"</p> <p>"Ox-ist."</p> <p>"-ist, not Oxy." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162844 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:40:32 +0000 Golgo13 162844@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy. It's probably the difference between taking the piss out of the killer and taking the piss out of the victim. </p> <p>Like the original album cover for "Smell the Glove". </p> <p>It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InwMfeT2FdY&amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player">Fine Line</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162792 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:09:27 +0000 AReader 162792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oxy, I'm so glad I can't slap you for that last pun </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162767 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:53:02 +0000 Oxbridge 162767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right, so any number of gags about the Pistorius incident are fine, including mentioning his disability, but one that specifically mentions the dead woman is out. Missing the logic here somehow. Anyway, the horse puns had gone on furlong enough. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162765 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:50:18 +0000 Tripod 162765@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This story's gonna run and run... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162761 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:45:52 +0000 beau-jolly 162761@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I heard this while still in bed this morning and had a bet with myself how long it would be before someone could no longer resist the legless gag. So I was quite imppressed with the JT take. 10/10 for original angle. Still a shit joke mind.</p> <p>It was a bit tragic though. Valentine's day and his bird sneeks into his bedroom, then BOOM! he shoots her in the head. There's a few lessons to be learned here I think. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162756 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:28:57 +0000 Tripod 162756@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Who's Oliver Pistorius? </blockquote></p> <p>A guy with two legs who can make his own plans for the weekend... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162754 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:26:53 +0000 The All New Jeni B 162754@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who's <strong>Oliver</strong> Pistorius? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162745 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:18:21 +0000 Gerontius 162745@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Does anybody know if Pistorius had been drinking? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162736 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:59:53 +0000 Tripod 162736@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>... All taste, decency and humour seemed to have gone out of it. </blockquote></p> <p>There are times when you just have to bite the bullet... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162735 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:58:03 +0000 Perks 162735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is that his brother. Family of bloody crooks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162715 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:29:14 +0000 Scroat 162715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I sense an upcoming flounce </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162713 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:27:32 +0000 AReader 162713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No its just a poor joke that missed its mark.</p> <p>Unlike Oliver Pistorius obviously... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56346#post-162670 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:57:28 +0000 Lens Cap 162670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... All <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56345">taste, decency and humour</a> seemed to have gone out of it. </p>