http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:43:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162858 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:12:38 +0000 Quaz 162858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red,<br /> violets are blue,<br /> if you keep doing that,<br /> my balls will turn blue </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162828 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 19:49:00 +0000 Squudge 162828@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>roses are red<br /> violets are blue<br /> I am at work<br /> with nothing to do. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162818 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:49:25 +0000 sigmund 162818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red<br /> Violets are wussy<br /> Vote for O’Farrell<br /> You leftist pussy.<br /> © Boris Johnson. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162799 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:48:52 +0000 beau-jolly 162799@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red<br /> Violets are blue<br /> I've got a knife<br /> Get in the van </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162695 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 14:08:12 +0000 AReader 162695@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Watch out fair Eastleigh<br /> John O'Farrell is free<br /> to campaign for your votes<br /> to be your MP</p> <p>He's crazy with love<br /> for your Hampshire joints<br /> and when he's caught speeding<br /> he'll take his own points.</p> <p>So remember this poem<br /> this Valentine's Day<br /> make sure you vote Labour<br /> so your weddings stay gay </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162689 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:47:37 +0000 The All New Jeni B 162689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spotted on FB:</p> <p>Roses are red<br /> Violets are glorious<br /> Don't try to surprise<br /> Oscar Pistorius. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162671 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:58:03 +0000 Oxbridge 162671@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red<br /> The Isle is Wight<br /> Apparently Eastleigh's<br /> A big pile of shite </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162668 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:55:54 +0000 Oxbridge 162668@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Carpet is red<br /> Girlfriend's gone blue<br /> Oscar Pistorius says<br /> 'I love you'</p> <p>(c) Sickipedia </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162641 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:44:40 +0000 Not Amused 162641@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>On this special day<br /> As I say my "I love yous"<br /> Could you iron my shirt<br /> And polish my work shoes </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162620 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:39:53 +0000 Titus 162620@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red<br /> Violets are wussy<br /> I fancy Rebecca<br /> I hear she's not fussy<br /> _ _ _</p> <p>Roses are red<br /> Violets are gay<br /> My lover, Rebecca<br /> Is three miles away </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162600 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:11:48 +0000 godly1966 162600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roses are red, violets are violet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56315#post-162590 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:16:54 +0000 MADJEZ 162590@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm can't think of a rhyme..<br /> Wot are your worst valentines messages ?<br /> Post here. </p>