http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56301 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56301#post-162667 Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:55:36 +0000 sillybugger 162667@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The FSA (not to be confused with the FSA) put out a statement saying "It wasn't a question of confusion, we decided that we weren't getting very far with the bankers and thought we would use the current situation to raise our profile a bit. We're guessing that millions of people have now heard of the FSA which simply wasn't the case before."</p> <p>The FSA (not to be confused with the other FSA) responded saying "Indeed the arrangement worked quite well as we'd always wondered what those bankers were really made of - turns out they are very closely related to the great white shark. Sorry must dash I have to go and get the supermarkets to do our job for us so we can concentrate on more intersting things as in fact we have been for the last 2 years.." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56301#post-162568 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:46:20 +0000 lane-avenger 162568@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>i should add the favourite round here is IDBINFSA (I don't believe it's not FSA) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56301#post-162553 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:54:52 +0000 lane-avenger 162553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>funnily enough they are chnging their name soon, although possibly not for this reason and probably not to SGBROT </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56301#post-162545 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:10:20 +0000 Reg Herring 162545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A new survey, out today, reveals 87% of the public are confused about the FSA, but not half as much as the FSA.</p> <p>The findings emerged as the FSA (Financial Services Authority) fined supermarkets £59.34 billion for selling horse-contaminated products, whilst the FSA (Food Standards Agency) is investigating the DNA profile of bankers for traces of horse shit.</p> <p>To avoid future confusion, Chancellor George Osborne has instructed the FSA (Financial Services Authority) to change its initials to SGBROT (Stop Greedy Bankers Ripping Off Taxpayers). </p>