Forum » Topic: 99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human

Forum » Topic: 99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 07:42:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php lane-avenger on "99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293#post-162558 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:28:38 +0000 lane-avenger 162558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ As chance would have it, VCG, I am in Basingrad tomorrow. I will keep an eye out. lane-avenger on "99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293#post-162556 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:20:02 +0000 lane-avenger 162556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ i hate computers lane-avenger on "99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293#post-162555 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:18:46 +0000 lane-avenger 162555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <img src="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nevercaptainnickybutt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/BALE.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nevercaptainnickybutt.com/2012/07/gareth-bale-injured-in-tottenham-liverpool-0-0-draw.html&h=276&w=460&sz=24&tbnid=mjjB3l7f_jz6BM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=143&zoom=1&usg=__iekJlNLhesh3GfqZbsP4QN4uBso=&docid=1MoqsvOBcaB9WM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=xaUbUdCGMMrT0QXjgoHQBw&ved=0CE4Q9QEwCQ&dur=1516"> Chimpanzee <img src="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.konicaminolta.com/kids/endangered_animals/library/field/img/chimpanzee_img01-l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.konicaminolta.com/kids/endangered_animals/library/field/chimpanzee.html&h=450&w=600&sz=69&tbnid=HEOVpz5EwYZ3JM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=121&zoom=1&usg=__ZUd1rLFjXpy-lM-SS9k1LwdRrfQ=&docid=vACdaWJNGy9ZCM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=ntgbUanPNMSs0QWzn4GIAw&sqi=2&ved=0CGQQ9QEwCQ"> Gareth Bale Vertically Challenged Giant on "99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293#post-162517 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:36:43 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 162517@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I may be wrong, but I think this idea could actually be an original angle as far as the horsemeat scandal is concerned, which is pretty rare. I think there’s really great potential here but don’t feel that the story quite does it justice. How about a different approach to it? Maybe a tribe of cannibals have tested the people that they are eating and been shocked to find chimp DNA in them? Where do you get tribes of cannibals? Somewhere remote like Africa, South America, or Basingstoke. lane-avenger on "99% of chimpanzee DNA found in human" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56293#post-162512 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 15:21:28 +0000 lane-avenger 162512@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Scientists have made the startling discovery that 99% of the DNA found in human beings is actually chimpanzee DNA! Apparently they have known this for some time but only now, with the revelations about horsemeat being included in beef-burgers and lasagne, have the facts come to light. Professor Richard Dawkins, veteran God-basher and Oxfrod professor of microbiology claims there is no need to be alarmed and that it is all to do with the theory of evolution, which says that humans have evolved from monkeys by the process of natural selection of those animals more able to adapt to life on earth, who therefore pass on a greater amount of their DNA into the gene pool, leading after many generations to people like you and me. However Mavis Blackstock of Hythe in Kent, disagrees. “It’s all happening again” she said “first it was the horses and now its the monkeys. I knew something was up when they stopped appearing in the tele ads.” Gareth Bale was unavailable for comment.