http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56289 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:06:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56289#post-162567 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:44:35 +0000 lane-avenger 162567@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>..also, missed his publication but I understand Clattenburg is favourite for the Booker prize </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56289#post-162557 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:26:21 +0000 lane-avenger 162557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't forget SAF's book for Big Red Nose Day </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56289#post-162547 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:31:36 +0000 godly1966 162547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Frank Lampard has been working on a book for the last 12 months, he's almost finished coloring it in. Have some over priced premiership stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56289#post-162505 Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:24:06 +0000 pinxit 162505@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>England footballer John Terry is to write a series of fantasy books, publisher TallTales has announced.</p> <p>The Chelsea defender and captain will pen three books, called 'John's Magic Rubber Johnnies', aimed at adults with a mental age of five and below.</p> <p>The stories will follow the adventures of a grown-up thug, John, his football-loving friends' wives, and pet rottweiler Adolf.</p> <p>Terry said the stories were "loosely based on girlfriends, WAGs and sundry MILF".</p> <p>The 32-year-old will publish his first book, 'John Versus Cunts of The FA', in June, followed by 'John and A Bridge Too Far' later this year, with 'John in the Land of Noggin The Nig-Nog' in 2013.</p> <p>"I first had the idea of John and his Magic Rubber Johnniess when telling tales both to my own team mates and in courts of law." he said in a statement.</p> <p>"Shagging and telling stories are two essentials for me at home, so I decided to make up my own football stories and adventures about me and my team mates… wives."</p> <p>The publisher said the books were "full of colourful characters - arseholes with obscene amounts of money worshipped like gods by the media and the establishment alike".</p> <p>He is not the first footballer to write fiction. QPR coach Harry Redknapp has written a series of children's books on tax affairs and former England manager Terry Venables wrote a series of really criminal novels. </p>