http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56208 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 10:50:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56208#post-162304 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:30:44 +0000 deskpilot3 162304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How about replacing the word "Tesco" in the headline with "Vatican's" ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56208#post-162298 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 23:55:43 +0000 SuburbanDad 162298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Vatican has strongly denied allegations that it allowed papal material to enter the food chain, after DNA tests confirmed the presence of "up to 100% pope meat in Tesco Finest sausages. </p> <p>'Pontifical contamination could have come from anywhere they have a pope' said a Vatican spokesman. 'Yes, we happen to have an ex-successor to St Peter who disappeared without warning, but you cannot infer from that any wrongdoing on the part of our highly efficient abattoir run by Jesuitical butchers.'</p> <p>Catholic officials were quick to point to the recent demise of Pope Shenouda, head of the Coptic Church, and the clear need of Egyptians to "make a quick bob or two" at the moment.<br /> 'Besides, what's all the fuss about?' continued the spokesman. 'Even if fragments of the holy father did end up as part of a tasty breakfast, rather than in a highly cash-draining care home, it would be through transubstantiation. Our machine - sorry God - has an amazing way of turning flesh into bread.' </p>