http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:51:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1707 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:08:34 +0000 John Square 1707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought it was Obi Wan.</p> <p>(Lovely FP, though) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1704 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:46:56 +0000 sauce 1704@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good FP </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1696 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:41:53 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And there he is, on our very own Front Page. Remember how they took him apart over his happiness and how he died "on a hilltop"?</p> <p>Congratulations. Great story. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1607 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:08:41 +0000 Oxbridge 1607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one, centurion, like it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1580 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:09:17 +0000 Ludicity 1580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks people. Every time I watch the Iraq Inquiry I pray that the ghost of Robin will turn up and start throwing things about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1539 Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:40:12 +0000 Hunter F. Thompson 1539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It is odd, how they all seemed to have forgotten him. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1530 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:41:46 +0000 Scroat 1530@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh yes. Oh very very yes. Top notch stuff. Lots of depth too. Quality. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1529 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:39:04 +0000 malgor 1529@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, excellent, Ludi, very excellent indeed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=562#post-1528 Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:07:12 +0000 Ludicity 1528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The former Foreign Secretary, who died in 2005, will give evidence at a special evening séance of the Chilcot Committee via television psychic, Derek Acorah. 'I am delighted to be helping Robin give evidence to the Inquiry,' said Acorah, 'I have been practising his voice and I have even grown a little pointy beard for the occasion.' </p> <p>The séance, held in conjunction with Living TV’s Most Haunted, will be conducted in candlelight using the traditional round table format, billowing curtains and ouija board – a method previously employed by the intelligence services to establish whether Iraq was harbouring WMDs. </p> <p>Committee Chairman, Sir John Chilcot, will begin the session by inviting everyone present to hold hands before asking: 'Is there anybody there?' The ghost of Mr Cook will then slowly appear before the inquiry. 'I have never cross examined anyone from the spirit world before,' said committee member, Sir Roderic Lyne, 'Although I imagine questioning a ghostly apparition who everyone can see right through will be very much like taking evidence from Tony Blair.'</p> <p>The ghost of Cook will be asked questions by Baroness Prashar about the build up to war, by Sir Laurence Freedman about the aftermath of war and by Sir Martin Gilbert about his Aunty Mabel.</p> <p>Some paranormal activity has already been detected at the hearings. 'A few weeks ago we picked up a lot of wailing, clanking and moaning,' said presenter of Most Haunted, Yvette Fielding, 'although admittedly most of it came during the testimony of Clare Short.' Many parapsychologists also believe that close examination of video footage suggests that Tony Blair may be suffering from a haunted face. Numerous attempts to exorcise the demons have so far proved unsuccessful. </p> <p>The appearance of Mr Cook is expected to pave the way next month for the committee’s star witness, former President of Iraq, Saddam Hussein. 'Quite frankly, he’s got a lot of explaining to do,' said Sir John, 'I just hope that he is more co-operative as a ghost then when he was alive.' </p>