http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5614 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 03:15:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5614#post-15282 Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:33:08 +0000 Dumbnews 15282@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>American Express announced the introduction of the Vatican Gold Preferred Credit Card, which will allow followers to receive prayer points for all credit purchases. Specifically the card will:</p> <p>Earn one prayer point for each dollar spent on any purchase<br /> Earn two prayer points for each dollar spent on church donations</p> <p>Religious favors such as forgiveness for breaking one of the ten commandments can be redeemed from just 10,000 prayer points. Additionally, American Express will offer a 30,000 point sign up bonus after your application is approved and you spend $750 within the first four months. 30,000 prayer points is enough to forgive you and your mistress from adultery!</p> <p>Individuals with loose morals and those seeking to absolve themselves of crookery are encouraged to apply.</p> <p>If you are not already a Christian, American Express will assign you an automatic affiliation with a local church. Muslims and Jews may also apply and redeem religious favors as part of the Vatican's "One-Faith" partner program.</p> <p>Annual fee of $75 will be waived provided the card member donates at least $1000 to the church per year. Other restrictions apply. See terms and conditions for details. </p>