http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:20:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162249 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:52:17 +0000 Squudge 162249@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162214 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:43:32 +0000 Tess Goes 162214@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He'd need more than a rough draft at his age to get over the final fence. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162188 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:55:16 +0000 Jonny Shlep 162188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you for your kind remarks gentlemen. I always find that a little positive feedback goes a long way. It inspires me to redouble my efforts and move on to even greater endeavours you see lads.</p> <p>*lights pipe, licks tip of pencil and begins rough draft of "Pope Wins The Findus Champion Hurdle At Haydock Park"* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162179 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:11:52 +0000 Dick Everyman 162179@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - refreshingly good piece * </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162173 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 15:55:21 +0000 dvo4fun 162173@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep. No Pope either </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162108 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:45:34 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 162108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely daft, and not about horses either, which has to be worth a bonus star. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162093 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:55:08 +0000 pinxit 162093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha! The Shlepmeister strikes again!</p> <p>Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56128#post-162091 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:52:22 +0000 Jonny Shlep 162091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In an innovative bid to reduce the waiting list for social housing in London, Mayor Boris Johnson has announced plans to construct 500 small, 3 bedroomed properties on the face of pop star Olly Murs.</p> <p>Addressing the London Assembly last night Johnson said. "With so many families living in temporary accommodation throughout the London boroughs, we have decided to utilise some of the wide open spaces available to us to provide permanent quality housing for those most in need of it. We have earmarked Olly Murs' big face as just one of the options open to us".</p> <p>Murs himself was unavailable for comment last night but his agent said "Olly is absolutely delighted at the prospect of having hundreds of London's most needy residents setting up home on his absolutely gigantic face. He sees it as a chance to really put something back into the community.</p> <p>It is believed this is just one of a number of moves to use celebrities to improve conditions in the London area and follows controversial proposals to build a large heliport on Simon Cowell's massive forehead. </p>