http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:40:34 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162421 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:55:40 +0000 Ironduke 162421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@lane-avenger: brilliant. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162400 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 17:12:51 +0000 Titus 162400@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps he was shamed into confessing, by watching Lance Armstrong on Oprah Winfrey? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162373 Tue, 12 Feb 2013 12:45:36 +0000 beau-jolly 162373@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21421810">Someone's not happy</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162269 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:53:06 +0000 sigmund 162269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Didn't Tony and Cherie <em>covert</em> ? Now that would be a story....<br /> </blockquote><br /> I’d keep that quiet if I were you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162242 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:29:35 +0000 lane-avenger 162242@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can you imagine the pressure of having to be infallible all the time? Apart from teenagers, very few of us can live with it for more than a few years... I guess my wife was just lucky... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162105 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:35:24 +0000 Not Amused 162105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've always thought he was Donald Rumsfeld in disguise. Perhaps he's planning to go back to right wing politics and sort out the unknown unknowns again. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162103 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:21:16 +0000 godly1966 162103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's getting engaged to Tony Blair </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162100 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:14:36 +0000 Oxbridge 162100@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here's why - don't say I didn't warn you. He's off to spend more time with his demons:</p> <p>Pope admits ‘Actually I am the Antichrist’</p> <p>At a press conference in Rome this morning, Pope Benedict XVI has officially confessed that persistent rumours that he and most of his predecessors are Antichrist are in fact true. This shock revelation vindicates centuries of campaigning by evangelical groups in the US and Northern Ireland. </p> <p>It has emerged that for at least five hundred years successive popes have all been working behind the veil of holiness to further the purposes of Satan on Earth. When this began is uncertain, though historians agree that it must have been before the time of Alexander II Borgia, whose pathological feasting, gambling and whoring are now seen as classic examples of displacement activity by a man who could not come to terms with his dual role. </p> <p>Protestants from Cromwell to Ian Paisley have consistently asserted that the Bishop of Rome was the human personification of Satan, but now the present incumbent has finally put his hands up and declared ‘Yup, fair cop, you’ve got me banged to rights.’</p> <p>Benedict apologised ‘whole-heartedly’ to Catholics across the world for having pretended to be the Vicar of Christ when in fact he consorted nightly with the hell-born spawn of Beelzebub. However, he insisted he had not known the truth until shortly after his election as Pope in April 2005. ‘I was stunned when the Keeper of the Keys told me this in a private briefing – it certainly isn’t what I came into the priesthood to do. I thought I was one of the good guys’ said the German-born pontiff and former Hitler Youth member. ‘But there’s no way to resign from the post and, well, I assumed if it was OK for the great John Paul II, it must be OK for a humble tiller in the fields of the Lord like me.’ </p> <p>In his early days, Benedict said, he was amused to see even non-Catholic MEPs rise up in anger when the Reverend Ian Paisley denounced him as Antichrist in Strasbourg. ‘I stood there thinking, if only you knew,’ he said. ‘But really I was a complete fraud and I’m glad that it’s all out in the open at last. Life-long celibacy is bad enough, but kissing the anuses of demons every night … eeeww…’ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162085 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:27:52 +0000 charlies_hat 162085@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The thing is... are there any 'young' Catholics left anymore ?</p> <p>Didn't Tony and Cherie covert ? Now that <em>would</em> be a story.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162084 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:22:26 +0000 Perks 162084@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There is only one question that should be asked, kids or expenses? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162083 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:21:27 +0000 riesler 162083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just wants to spend more time with the wife and kids.</p> <p>Oops. Beaten to it in the writer's room. Bugger! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162079 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:14:22 +0000 Sinnick 162079@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think he's stepping aside to let JoF through.</p> <p>Either that, or he fancies his chances at Eastleigh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162074 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:10:36 +0000 Perks 162074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like to think he woke up this morning and thought 'being rational about, Dawkins is probably right' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56118#post-162070 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 12:06:04 +0000 The All New Jeni B 162070@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-21411304">Is it War Crimes or Paedophila?</a> </p>