http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 03:33:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162024 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 01:04:15 +0000 dvo4fun 162024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and some more. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162023 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:55:39 +0000 Squudge 162023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>mm... blame recycling... green blame...</p> <p>forgot to give you some stars earlier - here y'go </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162012 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:27:35 +0000 kga6 162012@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You make a good point - but sometimes even the puppet is a puppeteer. That is pretty much how the world works; 'who can I pass this on to...' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162011 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:18:39 +0000 Squudge 162011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>quite like "too spineless to even be spineless in person." ...but isn't Clegg Cameron's stunt double? Isn't that the whole point of the coalition? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162009 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:16:02 +0000 topfotogmw 162009@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A kind of 'dopplegang of four'? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56106#post-162007 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:11:13 +0000 kga6 162007@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>After his stunt double was caught smoking in public last week, Nick Clegg has been forced to admit he uses an actor, Malcolm, to deliver damning news to the public and perform other deeds which may cause irrevocable damage to his own soul.</p> <p>"With so many broken promises to explain and so much grovelling to do, I simply couldn't find time to address you, the public, myself", said Clegg's stunt double in a personal interview.</p> <p>Additional duties 'close to David Cameron' are thought to have kept Mr Clegg's hands busy recently, meaning he has had even less time to be weak-kneed with his own knees. Labour leader, Ed Miliband, described Clegg as "too spineless to even be spineless in person."</p> <p>Clegg disclosed on Radio 4's Desert Island Discs that his children don't even know he smokes, let alone that he uses a double.</p> <p>The deceitful behaviour has already had grave consequences on family life. "I can't believe things got so low in his life that he has had to resort to this", said a close family member. "Of all the people to be a stunt double for, why him?", bemoaned Malcolm's wife. </p>