http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56075 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:36:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56075#post-161928 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 08:44:18 +0000 edoode 161928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Government to introduce horse meat by stealth. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56075#post-161927 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 08:35:30 +0000 edoode 161927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>An anonymous whistle blower at coffee giant Nescafe has revealed “Nescafe freeze dried coffee is being bulked up by a mysterious Romanian ingredient. We have sent a batch of the dark granular ‘mystery ingredient’ to the FSA labs for testing. Results reveal the “mystery ingredient”, traditionally hand gathered by Romanian Gypsies was in fact “Bat Guano”. This strain of Bat Guano can only be found in caves close to the unpronounceable Romanian town of “Tãutii Mãgherãus”. The look, weight and texture of the dried Bats Guano being remarkably similar to that of freeze dried coffee. It’s only when the Bat Guano was crushed sniffed and tasted that we realised it does actually smell and taste just like Nescafe instant coffee. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56075#post-161926 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 08:32:08 +0000 edoode 161926@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ladbrokes the national Bookmaker Chain is the latest company to fall victim in the tainted good’s scandal. An anonymous group of semi-addicted gamblers have setup a Facebook page to publicly air their grievances. It claim’s many of Ladbrokes regular punters where incensed when they realised they had been betting on horse racing for years only to find race results confirmed they’d actually backed a Donkey.</p> <p>Ladbrokes chief executive Philly Buster has announced plans to tighten the reigns at race courses. Mr Buster went on to state “Regardless of costs: we’ll now be issuing Course Stewards with a quality, full colour, A4 picture of a Race Horse”, it’s hoped this will help Stewards identify any potential Donkeys before they get to the starting line. As for the Facebook group, Mr Buster said we don’t really know what a semi-addicted gambler looks like so to identify anyone would be a huge gamble. </p>