http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 22:14:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042#post-161865 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:56:29 +0000 Squudge 161865@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>excellent</p> <p>There is an article in the Times today BTW, re some old dear that was one of Hitlers food-tasters. Apparently he intended to turn the whole Third Reich vegan after winning the war.</p> <p>Am I safe with chocolate? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042#post-161853 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:37:17 +0000 Tripod 161853@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mmmm... Polar beargers... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042#post-161850 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:28:26 +0000 AReader 161850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They could start by executing that creepy polar bear in the fridge. Gives me the willies that does. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042#post-161849 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:25:28 +0000 Tripod 161849@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, Findus will have to do some damage limitation, smartish, otherwise the company's toast... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56042#post-161845 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 15:17:04 +0000 AReader 161845@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Findus Foods have decided to make lemonade with their lemons by announcing a new range of horse-meat based TV dinners including Crispy Shergar burgers, Black Bess Ratatouille, Red Rum Au Vin and perennial favourite Desert Orchid Lasagna.</p> <p>"Our new products will be properly sourced French horsemeat which will be certified as 100% free of any possible contamination from BSE-infected cows, scrapie-infected sheep or swine-flu contaminated pork products" said Findus' new Chief Executive.</p> <p>"Of course, many of our customers may find that our new range tastes much the same as the old range of beef, lamb and pork products that we sold until recently, but that comes from the genius of our herbs and seasonings."</p> <p>"So gallop on down to your local supermarket and get our finest products once again correctly labelled with what they actually contain. Put your kids under starters orders to eat it all up and see who gets to the finish line first!" </p>