http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 03:40:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161954 Sun, 10 Feb 2013 11:55:41 +0000 Oxbridge 161954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All true, all true - though on the positive side Rebecca is still only 3 miles away. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161829 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 12:43:10 +0000 Al OPecia 161829@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Refreshingly good. 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161821 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 10:59:47 +0000 Squudge 161821@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ah splendid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161811 Sat, 09 Feb 2013 01:34:22 +0000 dvo4fun 161811@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eeyore? Is that you?</p> <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161785 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:34:54 +0000 button 161785@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>and brilliant </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161780 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 22:07:33 +0000 Golgo13 161780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=56013#post-161758 Fri, 08 Feb 2013 18:51:44 +0000 Mik Bulk 161758@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am a vessel of woe. I spend my days afloat dark and dreary seas of despair and misery. My beloved Great Britain is broken. It is dead. I have cried my tear ducts dry. There is nothing left.</p> <p>The totalitarian thought police have taken over my green and pleasant land. The cultural Marxists are in control. It doesn’t even seem to matter if they only exist in my imagination. I am so unhappy and depressed. I long to die.</p> <p>Britain has failed. All about me is anguish. You can’t say boo to a goose. I tried. The goose had me charged. I need Prozac. Once beautiful England is a necropolis. It is full of utter dejection and melancholy.</p> <p>Foreigners everywhere. Nobody goes to church anymore. The Tories are weak, liberal pansies. No one seems to listen to me or even notices that I am alive. I never seem to get my own way. I hate modern music. Young girls dress up like harlots. I should probably get paid more money.</p> <p>Everyday’s the same. I wake up. I sit down to write about my once wonderful country. I shake with grief and great lumps of sob rise and pulse in my throat. Men are marrying men. Women are marrying women. Dogs are marrying badgers, probably.</p> <p>I wish I were dead. </p>