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Forum » Topic: Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden... http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 01:44:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Squudge on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-169892 Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:35:04 +0000 Squudge 169892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Such a nice looking rock. I believe it was a proper one - loads of 'em raining down <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9949771/Meteor-captured-on-camera-in-US.html">look - theres one!</a> Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-169362 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:56:58 +0000 Titus 169362@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Hmm ... an African or a European swallow? Anyway why hasn't Wayland responded? I reckon he's been alien abducted. Or the aliens have obtained a super-injunction stopping him from telling us the truth about this object and its origins. What have the aliens got to hide? NB says: The People Have A Right To Know. bonjonelson on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-169356 Thu, 21 Mar 2013 14:34:46 +0000 bonjonelson 169356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ This 'rock' contains gas cavities. Meteorites don't. Therefore it's not a meteorite. Its probably not even a rock. Looks like slag/clinker from smelting plant waste. Not sure how it landed in your garden. Perhaps it was carried by a swallow? Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-169138 Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:25:14 +0000 Titus 169138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Please Mr Wayland sir - have you submitted your rock for scientific analysis yet? If so, what was the outcome? If not, why not? Our collective breath is still bated. The suspense is even greater than waiting for the Papal white smoke (I would have said 'waiting for Justin Bieber' but actually I don't think anyone here cares a toss about that particular tedious buffoon). If we don't hear soon, we will assume that you have been beamed up to the mother ship. Then, I suppose, we will have to await your return to Earth with your tale of alien abduction. Al OPecia on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-167049 Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:25:58 +0000 Al OPecia 167049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Whre's Wayland? Did the Space Rock get him? Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-165494 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 00:49:54 +0000 Titus 165494@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nah - outside of front door; view of street is just a reflection. But perhaps this is better - probably a supporter of the Friemds of Green Earthpiece who believes in recycling and is frustrated that their party wimped out of standing at Eastleigh: <a href="https://twitter.com/adriansandersmp/status/307140389280821249/photo/1" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/adriansandersmp/status/307140389280821249/photo/1</a> Iscariot on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-165485 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:58:35 +0000 Iscariot 165485@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Nice. The notice is facing into the house, not out onto the street. JoF could write a new book "The Fucktards of Eastleigh" has a pleasant ring to it. Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-165461 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 22:08:39 +0000 Titus 165461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Your new pet rock didn't happen to come with an Eastleigh by-election leaflet wrapped around it, did it? <a href="https://twitter.com/mrjohnofarrell/status/306016440933289984/photo/1" rel="nofollow">https://twitter.com/mrjohnofarrell/status/306016440933289984/photo/1</a> button on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-165457 Thu, 28 Feb 2013 21:59:10 +0000 button 165457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The mark left on you patio is clearly the image of Leo Sayer, and is a sign he shall be announced as the next pope. I'd get a tenner on it if I were you. Sinnick on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-165016 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:18:19 +0000 Sinnick 165016@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Could have been worse ... <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21582123" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21582123</a> Username on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-164998 Tue, 26 Feb 2013 09:29:12 +0000 Username 164998@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Any new developments? Al OPecia on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-163392 Sun, 17 Feb 2013 17:35:34 +0000 Al OPecia 163392@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well, I think that we have comprehensively proved that there is nothing in this, just a conspiracy amongst scientists to further their careers - lumps of rock falling out of the sky indeed! Whatever next? Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-163074 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 21:08:58 +0000 Titus 163074@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ It's OK Wayland - you can come out of your shelter now. The mother ship "DA" has gone on its way, abandoning hope of rescuing poor little Alienbiscuit from your patio. [cue emotional, stirring music] However this leaves you responsible as he hatches out and grows up. Please keep us imformed. Gerontius on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-163018 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:39:12 +0000 Gerontius 163018@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ OK Wayland...this has gone far enough The joke's over. Lightning hits the Vatican, Russia devastated by meteor storm, asteroid heading for earth. I guess the 'little rock on the patio' was just some kind of warning. What is it? Is it the WOTM thing? It's yours....you can have it. Just call this meteorite shit off before it gets out of hand. Psycadelic Squirrel on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-162983 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 13:41:12 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 162983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Alien spam found to contain 29% horsemeat Gachimocho on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=5#post-162967 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:39:13 +0000 Gachimocho 162967@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I just joined Facebook, though I haven't got a face, I don't think it's obligatory. I am mostly Arse. I haven't made any friends yet. maybe DA,14 will sign up later <a href="http://www.facebook.com/gachimoto.newretimol" rel="nofollow">http://www.facebook.com/gachimoto.newretimol</a> godly1966 on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162963 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:19:08 +0000 godly1966 162963@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Only if there from uranus Scroat on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162962 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:16:12 +0000 Scroat 162962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Don't worry about asteroids - just get some cream from the chemist and they should clear up in about a week. Gachimocho on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162961 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:16:02 +0000 Gachimocho 162961@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ A great friend of mine, DA,14 will be passing by later today, on his way to the Periheliun. Be sure to look out for him. I was supposed to go too, But Waylandsmithy's patio got in the way. I think this is an Island Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162948 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:52:21 +0000 Titus 162948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ How 'bout alien spam? "Greetings, Earthling. Have you been injured by an asteroid impact which was not your fault?" Got to be an NB ticker in there somewhere ... I'm going to subscribe to the Asteroid Preference Service. Gachimocho on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162937 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:22:58 +0000 Gachimocho 162937@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ How do I contact this other Binary system, Simon & Garfunkel ? We appear to have something in common. I am not sure which one is the Island though, Scroat on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162936 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:22:01 +0000 Scroat 162936@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ If it's not spam it's fucking aliens. Whatever next? Gachimocho on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162932 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:16:11 +0000 Gachimocho 162932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I have no parents I am just part of something bigger. you appear to have two leaders is this normal? are they a binary system held together by Gravity? or is there another force. Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162923 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:53:41 +0000 Titus 162923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Roses are red Meteorites black If you're wise You'll hand it back godly1966 on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162918 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:44:57 +0000 godly1966 162918@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ One victim in Russia said, it’s left a circular mark on one of the garden stone slabs, and it was still warm to the touch. The All New Jeni B on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162916 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:36:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 162916@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ And it looks like its parents have asked the dodgy relative with a 'colourful' background to help - <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21442863">Give it back, and no-one else gets hurt...</a> godly1966 on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162910 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:25:38 +0000 godly1966 162910@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yes give it back, I certainly don’t want a meteorite landing on my Urals! Titus on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162908 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 10:17:55 +0000 Titus 162908@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yup - we did warn you, its parents have come to rescue him him. They have already landed. <a href="http://www.ksla.com/story/21203652/meteorite-falls-in-russian-urals" rel="nofollow">http://www.ksla.com/story/21203652/meteorite-falls-in-russian-urals</a> Be afraid, Wayland, be very afraid. godly1966 on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162892 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 09:19:55 +0000 godly1966 162892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Wayland give their leader back they are a little bit angry. Al OPecia on "Not topical or funny, but a warm rock landed in our garden..." http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55956&page=4#post-162886 Fri, 15 Feb 2013 08:44:28 +0000 Al OPecia 162886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Real Armageddon stuff: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IpvQrN8IEA" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IpvQrN8IEA</a>