Forum » Topic: English Jobseeker told to learn Polish

Forum » Topic: English Jobseeker told to learn Polish http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55912 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:05:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php Tess Goes on "English Jobseeker told to learn Polish" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55912#post-162252 Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:57:13 +0000 Tess Goes 162252@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I have no ideas on how they got there.. It was probably the shoe spammer, but I did send my credit card details xxx Dick Everyman on "English Jobseeker told to learn Polish" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55912#post-161433 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 21:48:09 +0000 Dick Everyman 161433@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ ....you missed out pensioners, the disabled and dog fouling. Not my stars by the way ;o) Tess Goes on "English Jobseeker told to learn Polish" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55912#post-161423 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:27:28 +0000 Tess Goes 161423@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Mohammed Abdul Bin Laden, aged 28 from Birmingham, West Midlands was recently horrified when he attended a Jobcentre Plus work interview and was told that he'd have to learn Polish. Previously all jobs have been advertised in Arabic, thus creating white flight, and an influx of unemployed bums on the South Coast where apparently the sun shines despite a water shortage amongst hoards of Eastern Europeans clutching at straws. Leroy Mugabe from Jobcentre Plus was reported as saying "Dis iz de global market and eet iz no place for happy go lucky whiteys" before getting promoted to his £75k job as Communications assistant for the Argentinians as and when they invade English soil, thus depriving native born English nappy washers of a hand to mouth existence. Randy Mandy Smith from Solihull, aged 19 and a half, with eight children aged between 12 and 17 wasn't complaining. "I never was much good at maths" she said, "And the Poles ain't much better... Fuck em.. Fuck em all, and give me more babies ! I need more benefits and a bigger mansion" It must be worth noting that she has recently advertised on Craigslist for a good Rodgering, a bit of spit and Polish, and someone to clean her Bins laden with man fat.