http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55908 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:21 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55908#post-161564 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 18:55:30 +0000 roybland 161564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'Last minute'? Yes, I did have a 'late one night' thought. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55908#post-161509 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:07:06 +0000 Blake 161509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really good. Second paragraph is a bit clunky. I don't think you need to say "last minute" though as that is implied and part of the humour. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55908#post-161507 Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:55:11 +0000 JonnyJP 161507@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Would this be funnier...</p> <p>"Brian Palette said he had been thinking about a Valentine's Day surprise since last minute when he saw a Valentine's Day poser in a service station forecourt"</p> <p>Probably not. I don't like it now anyway </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55908#post-161412 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 18:35:55 +0000 roybland 161412@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A thirty-eight-year-old Swindon man is planning to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day with a wrapped box of chocolates.</p> <p>Brian Palette said he had been thinking about a Valentine's Day surprise since last year when he 'bowled over' his girlfriend Tracey with a bunch of pink carnations purchased from a service station forecourt on the M5.</p> <p>'I've hinted I won't be doing Valentine's Day this year, so she won't be expecting anything,' Mr Palette said. 'But I'm a little bit worried that when she's removed the Thornton's wrapping paper, the shock might be too much for Tracey.'</p> <p>Mr Palette said he has already bought his girlfriend an Easter surprise present of a boxed Kinder egg. </p>