http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55868 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:41:47 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55868#post-161405 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 17:40:37 +0000 Midfield Diamond 161405@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice headline. I think there is a very good sub lurking in the combination of the best elements of several half-decent subs on this subject. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55868#post-161324 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:40:18 +0000 steve_l 161324@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the passing of the Gay Marriage bill in Parliament, the Catholic church remained on the offensive, this time coming out against Gay Divorce.</p> <p>A spokesman said, "for centuries the Catholic Church has denounced divorce as a sin. Now that man can marry man, and woman can marry woman, we are presented with a dilemma: is gay divorce something we should denounce as sinful, or celebrate as virtuous?"</p> <p>"After internal debate, we've decided that divorce will stay a sacred sin between man and woman -we'll pretend that the gay marriage never happened in the first place."</p> <p>He closed, "our track record on child abuse in the church shows that we are very good at pretending things didn't happen" </p>