http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55856 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 05:34:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55856#post-161297 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:35:45 +0000 Tripod 161297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Due to errors with the order papers and voting procedures, MPs have voted not merely to allow gay marriage, but to make it compulsory. “The double negative on the ballot paper seems to have caused confusion”, David Cameron admitted today, while acknowledging that the bill must now remain on the statute books until another vote can be held.</p> <p>In the meantime, single people will be put under great pressure to chose a same-sex partner, get married and indulge in sexual acts of a purely recreational nature. Labour MPs are lobbying for David Cameron and Nick Clegg to ‘tie the knot’ straight away, giving David the opportunity to do to Nick what the pair of them have been doing to the country... </p>