http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55838 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55838#post-161241 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:58:24 +0000 Roger De Logerey 161241@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>John O Farrell founder of Newsbiscuit says Newsbiscuit has been such a sucsess that hes decided to reveal himself as the new Jesus to all his Newsbiscuit followers as in his words he said "they need me".Holy John or as he now calls himself Li Hongzi gave this facinating interview this morning from his Chapham home,deep inside his underground bunker hes had built in his back garden.<br /> Li Hongzi what is it about you that makes you think your the new Messiah?<br /> Ive know for a long time Im special,ever since I was a small boy,then I started practicing Falum Gong,then I knew,I knew I was God.<br /> I see Falum Gong what is Falum Gong?<br /> Falum Gong is basicaly Falum Gong you have to experience Falum Gong to realy,you cant explain it,but its given me supernormal powers through its cutivation and practice.<br /> What kind of powers?<br /> Levitation<br /> Levitation you cant realy expect us to believe you can levitate.<br /> Why not David Copperfield can.<br /> Whats your message for the people John now your special<br /> My message is aliens.<br /> Aliens?<br /> Yes aliens,they want to take over the world,their here now...their everywhere.<br /> Are you from earth Li Hongzi?<br /> I dont wish to talk about myself....people wouldnt understand......they might think Im insane or something.<br /> Tell us more about aliens.<br /> They wont to take over the world,they introduced modern machinery like airplanes and computers and space hoppers,becouse they new wed use them to kill ourselfs.Cloning they wont to enter human form through cloning,once cloning sucsessfull were finished.<br /> You mean aliens will take the oppontunity to enter human form through clones?<br /> Yes yes then once their in human form their infriltrate Parliment and bring a legistration to make everyone stop having sex then well be finished.<br /> You say they are her already what do they look like?<br /> You dont want thoughts like that in your head.<br /> Oh go on,I can handle it.<br /> Ok if your sure,some look like us but their not quite right,ugly with funny shaped heads,Jeremy Clarkson hes one of em.<br /> Any other messages for your followers?<br /> Yes practice Falum Gong until you get complete Buddha Foo and the mighty ding mingin,its better than Tao,and soon you will reach Nivana and become a enlightened being like me.Buy all my books,buy lots of them and give em to your friends. </p>