http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 07:34:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799#post-161344 Wed, 06 Feb 2013 07:42:23 +0000 Squudge 161344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ed - ta for the NiB but my mum disapproves of the 'stranglewank' you had in there</p> <p>heh. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799#post-161216 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:16:55 +0000 dvo4fun 161216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it - particularly the prancing Farage for some reason </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799#post-161185 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:52:49 +0000 Squudge 161185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>well spotted - ta</p> <p>&lt;cough&gt; ...is Pinxit busy? A nice yellow speed camera with a Hawaiian flower garland or two would be a nice addition. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799#post-161161 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:10:06 +0000 Perks 161161@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea. Consider revising third para to remove one of the 'frankly' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55799#post-161154 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:04:03 +0000 Squudge 161154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The three main parties have today made the surprise announcement that they do not intend to field candidates at the next Eastleigh by-election, on superstitious grounds.</p> <p>Previous MPs have all fallen from their seats in harrowing circumstances. Experts in this sort of thing have confirmed the most recent victim as Chris Huhne, who apparently had his moral compass utterly fragmented and then suffered a vicious stab in the back from his chattel. The previous encumbent, Stephen Milligan, was reportedly ensnared in some form of cross-dressed-bondage autoerotic-asphyxiation-with-added-vitamin-C device. Quite a mouthful, particularly for poor Stephen.</p> <p>A spokesman for the Lib Dems confided "The chaps are pretty spooked. There has been talk of witchcraft and voodoo doings". The Conservative and Labour parties have similarly withdrawn from the fray. "Frankly we can't take any more damaging publicity in the run up to the next general election."</p> <p>Evidence of pagan ceremonies has been reported, with garlands and tributes being draped over a certain speed camera on the M11. Police are examining grainy CCTV evidence that suggests that a cowled figure bearing an uncanny resemblance to Nigel Farrage was seen prancing in the vicinity. </p>