http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 21:33:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165608 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:23:57 +0000 Bob 165608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>made my eyes water. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165605 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 16:07:48 +0000 fink 165605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>red sky at night, shepherd's delight...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165601 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:55:58 +0000 shaggy 165601@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>lot of money in libel these days...... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165600 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:52:05 +0000 Dick Everyman 165600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was a child bugler in the Church Lads Brigade. A good bugling never did me any harm. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165597 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:41:25 +0000 fink 165597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah shaggy, I see you've been stalking through my posts, looking for something to criticise after I mocked your efforts.</p> <p>Sad that "have the police been onto you yet" is all you could come up with. It was written last month after Chris Grayling defended parents' rights to beat their children. What I did, you see, was reduce the idea to absurdity, and make it funny.</p> <p>"Satire", it's called. Have a go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-165594 Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:20:06 +0000 shaggy 165594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have the police been onto you yet? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-160983 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 17:00:21 +0000 Golgo13 160983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. </p> <p>And there's nothing in this piece that makes me think it's about buggering children. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-160980 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:20:05 +0000 Tripod 160980@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If you're going to write a sub about buggering children, then you have a responsibility to make it so funny that everyone will piss themselves laughing.</p> <p>If you're going to write a sub about a named person buggering children, then maybe you haven't been paying enough attention to the news lately (tweeting unsubstantiated rumours and accusations, etc).</p> <p>Read the sub again... but substituting your own, real name... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-160976 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:10:33 +0000 dvo4fun 160976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I know this is terrbly pedantic but it's the Children Act rather than the Children's Act. And I don't think it prohibits any act - not being that sort of Act.</p> <p>Do you know a good libel lawyer?</p> <p>Sorry - I must get out more. If it's not raining I may go for a walk now </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-160956 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 13:57:00 +0000 AReader 160956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A terrible idea, well written </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55700#post-160951 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 12:47:10 +0000 fink 160951@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The justice secretary, Chris Grayling, has defended parents' right to bugger their children and admitted he did it to his own, it has emerged.</p> <p>Grayling says he buggered his own children when they were young and has defended the right of parents to bugger. He said it was to be used occasionally but he did not hanker for when children were "severely buggered at school".</p> <p>While the 2004 Children's Act does not explicitly forbid the practice of juvenile buggeration, it is generally understood that only an extreme right-wing lunatic with absolutely zero grip on reality would think that harming children could in any way be a good thing, let alone something to speak proudly of. </p> <p>The Conservative minister, who has two grown-up children, told the Mail on Sunday buggering young children sometimes "sends a message", the message being: "Bend over and get used to it, because this is what we're doing to the whole country." </p>