http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 08:35:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160978 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:14:56 +0000 Squudge 160978@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nicely spotted anyway - you made us smile.<br /> another little steal:</p> <p>Fifty Sheds of Grey:<br /> I inserted my finger, wiggled it around then removed it. She moaned as I entered, 'When are you going to get a new key for that shed door?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160954 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 13:29:00 +0000 godly1966 160954@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be honest I stole it, It seems to be doing the rounds as found it on Facebook I have no idea who wrote it but sadly it wasn't me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160949 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 11:37:48 +0000 Squudge 160949@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>where'd you nick it?</p> <p>...or is this your own work and a very deserving left alert candidate </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160946 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 11:13:54 +0000 sigmund 160946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>godly, this is by far the funniest thing on this site this year. Well done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160935 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 08:35:20 +0000 Yikes 160935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good alright ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160913 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:13:06 +0000 Squudge 160913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>fabulous </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160912 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:07:17 +0000 Not Amused 160912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55685#post-160907 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:24:38 +0000 godly1966 160907@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fifty shades of grey</p> <p>The missus bought a Paperback,<br /> down Shepton Mallet way,<br /> I had a look inside her bag;<br /> T'was "fifty shades of grey".</p> <p> Well I just left her to it,<br /> And at ten I went to bed.<br /> An hour later she appeared;<br /> The sight filled me with dread...</p> <p> In her left she held a rope;<br /> And in her right a whip!<br /> She threw them down upon the floor,<br /> And then began to strip.</p> <p> Well fifty years or so ago;<br /> I might have had a peek;<br /> But Mabel hasn't weathered well;<br /> She's eighty four next week!!</p> <p> Watching Mabel bump and grind;<br /> Could not have been much grimmer.<br /> And things then went from bad to worse;<br /> She toppled off her Zimmer!</p> <p> She struggled back upon her feet;<br /> A couple minutes later;<br /> She put her teeth back in and said<br /> I am a dominater !!</p> <p> Now if you knew our Mabel,<br /> You'd see just why I spluttered,<br /> I'd spent two months in traction<br /> For the last complaint I'd uttered.</p> <p> She stood there nude and naked<br /> Bent forward just a bit<br /> I went to hold her, sensual like<br /> and stood on her left t*t!</p> <p> Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;<br /> My god what had I done!?<br /> She moaned and groaned then shouted out:<br /> "Step on the other one"!!</p> <p> Well readers, I can't tell no more;<br /> About what occurred that day.<br /> Suffice to say my jet black hair,<br /> Turned fifty shades of grey.</p> <p>Author unknown </p>