http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55618 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 08:01:10 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55618#post-160783 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:04:35 +0000 Titus 160783@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In one episode of Rab C. Nesbitt, for complicated plot reasons, Rab and his neighbour ask a hit man to kill somone, and then change their minds. (Can't do the Glaswegian accent, so you'll have to imagine.)</p> <p>The hit man is unwilling to relinquish the commission.</p> <p>"I understand - you're a professional" says Rab "So we'll pay you anyways, jes' you dinna kill him"</p> <p>"Nae" replies the hit man "I'm a professional. I'll kill him anyways, jes' ye dinna pay me." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55618#post-160780 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:14:35 +0000 Tripod 160780@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lenny ‘Fingers’ McGee, President of the Association of Assassins, Hitmen and Hired Guns lamented poor workmanship in the ‘kill someone and run away’ sector of the market. “Murdering the wrong person is just sloppy. It brings the whole profession into disrepute. These jokers didn’t even charge the going rate. Day of the Jackal? Day of the <em>Gerbil</em>, more like”... </p>