http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:27:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160940 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 09:37:38 +0000 Squudge 160940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Loved this Clara, but I am curious as to which of the Biscuits donated a photo of his bathroom to the cause. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160932 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 01:17:16 +0000 Perks 160932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely FP, top piece </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160906 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:18:15 +0000 Scronnyglonkle 160906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good, funny but id hate to think what my son would think it I told him I was thinking about a hole in one when I passed my seed to his. Mother </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160897 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:36:13 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 160897@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff. Good idea and the twist at the end had me chuckling. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160774 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:44:22 +0000 nickb 160774@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good 1. Very good. I will now study LDC, who is all to easily confused with LDC </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160753 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:13:16 +0000 Sinnick 160753@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PS, is this called "stand up comedy" ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160752 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 17:11:30 +0000 Sinnick 160752@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, really good.</p> <p>I see Titus' point - it could stand up by itself, but the experience is more complete with the full monty. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160744 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:39:37 +0000 dvo4fun 160744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Usual LDC quality </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160740 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:27:53 +0000 button 160740@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160738 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:13:41 +0000 Midfield Diamond 160738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff (as usual). Stars.</p> <p>I'd also suggest a slightly different ending, possibly involving Match of the Day's Gary Lineker or Mark Lawrenson ... but I would obviously refrain from suggesting Mr Alvarez could have been thinking 'Up The Arsenal'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160735 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:01:39 +0000 writinginbsl 160735@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep<br /> stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160698 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:21:43 +0000 Titus 160698@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... or Ann Widdecombe</p> <p>... or Rebecca </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160697 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 11:15:56 +0000 Dick Everyman 160697@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I really like it - would be even funnier if one of the fantasies included Jeremy Clarkson or Eric Pickles or controversially....Tom Daley </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160690 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:24:42 +0000 Titus 160690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good, but the headline says it all. Doesn't really need the rest. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160689 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:21:52 +0000 Tripod 160689@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Really good... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55590#post-160688 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:13:27 +0000 Long Distance Clara 160688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Children of sperm donors ‘deserve right to know who father was fantasising about’</strong></p> <p>Campaigners have today called for the offspring of sperm donors to be given the legal right to learn the identity of the person their biological father was mentally getting jiggy with when he donated his DNA.</p> <p>‘Like any child of a donor, there’s always that sense of curiosity about who my natural father was picturing as he jizzed into a petri dish,’ said Callum Pooley, 19. ‘What did she look like, what was she wearing, what did he imagine her doing to him to help him get over the line? As the child of a sperm donor, you’re constantly plagued by all these unanswered questions.’</p> <p>Campaigners claim that a change in the law would dispel uncertainty for the children of sperm donors about the identity of their virtual mother. ‘What I feared most was that my biological father laid down the man-juice that made me while standing over pictures of some anonymous slapper who meant nothing to him,’ said 22-year-old Lexi Hough. ‘But now I know he was jerking off over Busty Barbara, <em>Hussy Housewife’s</em> centrefold of the year 1989-91 and his all-time favourite glamour model, I feel valued and able to move on with my life.’</p> <p>Some donors too have welcomed the proposal. ‘Knowing that who I’m thinking about as I beat out the rhythm of life could be revealed to my offspring has really made me stop and think,’ said regular donor, Geoff Baker, 38. ‘So now I always try to focus on a classy bird like the Duchess of Cambridge, or her sister, or sometimes both. Admittedly this whole ‘assisted conception’ thing used to be a hell of a lot quicker with the assistance of my fantasy about my neighbour Sharon, but you’ve got to make sacrifices to give your kids the best start in life.’</p> <p>However, couples who have conceived children without the need for fertility treatment have opposed the plans. ‘The last thing we’d want is for this law to be extended to conventional pregnancies,’ said married father-of-two, Paul Alvarez. ‘I hate to have to tell my wife or my son that he was conceived as I imagined banging my sister-in-law, and my younger daughter should never know I was thinking about Jo Brand. It’s not even as if I left the TV on in the background.’ </p>