http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 18 May 2013 09:43:08 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160734 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:59:18 +0000 writinginbsl 160734@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>2 points</p> <p>1. i wish i could talk as fast as that when im angry. i can never think of any thing to say when im really cheesed off</p> <p>2. lovely juxtaposition with the floral shorts in the second vid </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160722 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 13:49:25 +0000 Titus 160722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Irish tinker arrives at Pearly Gates.</p> <p>"Name, please?" enquires St Peter.</p> <p>"Smith, sorr, the name is Smith, to be sure"</p> <p>"Funny" says St Peter, checking his clip board "We don't seem to have a Mr Smth down for today - I'll have to go and check with the office"</p> <p>Return shortly, to find Mr smith has gone - as have the Pearly Gates. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160720 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 13:44:29 +0000 Titus 160720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not to mention what they might do with some lucky heather or some clothes pegs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160710 Fri, 01 Feb 2013 12:48:01 +0000 sigmund 160710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I still wouldn't say anything rude about either; wouldn't want to risk having my front garden covered in tarmac in retaliation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160630 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:49:56 +0000 Titus 160630@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Tsk. These neanderthals give fuckwits a bad name. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160629 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:47:43 +0000 button 160629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I definitely going to use shite in a bucket tomorrow.</p> <p>I want to know who won? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160623 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:12:48 +0000 Idiot 160623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Context is everything dvo, eg: "You dirty, squeaky, good for nothing, rat poison bastard!" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160597 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:52:47 +0000 dvo4fun 160597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep - gonna add 'squeaky' to my own lexicon </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160594 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 16:42:24 +0000 Idiot 160594@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't know, to me the second one came across as more exasperated than anything else, and as a result came out with some comedy gems. Fine use of the word 'squeaky' as well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160584 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:12:39 +0000 sigmund 160584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It’s not Shakespeare, is it? Mind you, I wouldn’t go online to call that second one anything unpleasant - he’s a bit scary. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160515 Thu, 31 Jan 2013 03:03:31 +0000 Ironduke 160515@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'you long streak of misery' is a joyous phrase too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160503 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:47:20 +0000 FlashArry 160503@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Freakish monobrow - but at least it's a step up from poking each other with sticks </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55527#post-160498 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 23:36:39 +0000 Idiot 160498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The second vid's the best, but watch in order. This post was brought to you by the phrase 'shite in a bucket'.</p> <p><a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=243_1359534774" rel="nofollow">http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=243_1359534774</a> </p>