http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55505 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 20:56:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55505#post-160440 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 16:05:59 +0000 apepper 160440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a tearful interview, a former British tennis ace has confessed to the regular use of muscle reducers and reaction slowing drugs.</p> <p>"I used to have a cannonball serve and eyes like a hawk.", sniffed a ex-number one, "But I wanted more - I wanted to be a genuine underdog, and the drugs gave me that." </p>