http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55483 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 21:45:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55483#post-160410 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:02:02 +0000 Dick Everyman 160410@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have it on fairly good authority that they go at it like rabbits in Parkhurst Forest, the IoW sex tourism hub. Not sure if Rebecca frequents it although there have been reported sightings of her in the sand dunes at St Helens. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55483#post-160377 Wed, 30 Jan 2013 00:49:24 +0000 Titus 160377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sex tourism? Isle of Wight?? Honestly??? I've been missing out! Tell us more!</p> <p>(And please don't tell us that the Isle of Wight is 'just 3 miles away'.) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55483#post-160370 Tue, 29 Jan 2013 23:56:07 +0000 Dick Everyman 160370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In a statement from the Department for Transport released today engineers are working on plans to link France via the Channel Tunnel to the Isle of Wight. A left hand turn off the main tunnel is planned which will take trains and traffic directly into the monkey enclosure of the Island's famous zoo at Sandown. This will help to boost tourism whilst at the same time help to keep French visitors off mainland Britain. </p> <p>Secretary of State for Transport, Patrick McCloughlin said, "The idea was originally thought of way back in 1975 but we couldn't afford the extra cement. Now with the relaxing of planning laws and the Government's prediliction for pissing off British tax payers we've decided to give the project the green light." </p> <p>And it's good news for the Island's job seekers too. Shanklin residents will benefit from an increase in job opportunities with the creation of special refugee centre to cater for the expected influx of asylum seekers looking for a better life on England's largest island.</p> <p>Local businessman, Lawrence Quigley, owner of a gift emporium in Newport said, "There's concern that the government are also planning to link the end of the tunnel with a high speed train between Sandown and East Cowes which will plough straight through the middle of Newport and smash into Osborne House in 2.5 seconds flat. But luckily this won't happen in our life times."</p> <p>Following extensive research with UK travellers the Government decided to create a 'No Right Turn' for trains and traffic departing from the UK.</p> <p>A spokesman for Visit Britain said, "Despite suggestions for an underground steam model railway to run alongside Eurostar between Dover and the Isle of Wight it has been a bit of a tough sell for your average British holiday-maker. These days there is really no enthusiasm for travelling to the island except for the interest shown by the occasional sex-tourist." </p>