http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5547 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 20:05:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5547#post-15110 Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:43:09 +0000 afternoonslow 15110@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>TAOISEACH BRIAN Cowen has called on FIFA to use “absolute restraint” in relation to the Irish aid ship MV “Thierry Henry Is A Wanker” which is en route to South Africa carrying fifty tons of much needed Spectacles for World Cup Referees.<br /> FIFA have banned Spectacles from South Africa and are thought to be planning to drop a bulldozer on the ship.<br /> A spokesman for FIFA said “ We are equipping al of our Officials with Stolen Passports supplied by the Israeli government so they can make a quick getaway after we've finnished fixing the Tourmanent. </p>