http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55467 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 08:18:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55467#post-160311 Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:58:45 +0000 pj 160311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Education Secretary, Michael Gove, today denied screaming the word Ebacc into his wife's face during sex.<br /> In his dulcet, closeted, Aberdonian tones, Mr Gove, or to the M, to the I, to the K, to the E, as he prefers to be called, stated "at no point during intercourse have I ever screamed the phrase Ebacc.<br /> 'This is a typical left wing smear campaign orchestrated by a bunch of SWP trots, who would rather see your children being let down by substandard, ugly, benefit-claiming lesbians, than enjoy the rewards reaped by the wondrous beneficence displayed by our private providers. If anything, I am more likely to scream for 'Scottish Higher!'<br /> Mr Gove's wife was unavailable for comment. </p>