http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55367 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 01:59:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55367#post-159987 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:33:25 +0000 Titus 159987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well the Lib Dems seem to like windmills ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55367#post-159985 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:28:46 +0000 roybland 159985@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg will make all future Coalition pronouncements in Dutch in a bid to improve his party's image.</p> <p>Clegg's mother is Dutch and he has a fluent grasp of the language.</p> <p>Lib Dem advisers to Clegg believe that if voters haven't a clue what he is talking about when he capitulates to Cameron's frequent shifts of policy, the less likely the Lib Dems will be damaged.</p> <p>'Except for the four people in the UK who understand Dutch,' said a Lib Dem spokesman,'we'll be safe in knowing that no-one else will have a clue what the - excuse my Angle-Saxon - fuck he's on about.'</p> <p>The move is expected to put further strains on the Coalition with some Tories seeing it as evidence of the Lib Dem's commitment to the EU.</p> <p>'It won't make any difference to me,' said one voter. 'I don't listen to what he says anyway, in any language or none.'</p> <p>It has yet to be decided if Mr Clegg will be wearing clogs. </p>