http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 15:20:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-160025 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 07:05:41 +0000 Jonny Shlep 160025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>What's this? Are you saying you haven't heard about Dave's mail order Thai bride?? But.....but....but....it was all over The Sunday Sport! </p> <p>Gentlemen, and I'm going on the premise that you are all members of my own species here, thank you for your input, constructive or otherwise. It's always an enjoyable experience to dip an occasional literary toe into the water here.</p> <p>Disclaimer: It's probably not possible or even desirable I should imagine, to have an occasional toe be it literary or otherwise.</p> <p>*stumbles from thread* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159986 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:28:46 +0000 writinginbsl 159986@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it didnt work for me very well as i happen to know his wife died a few years ago</p> <p>so much for suspension of disbelief</p> <p>sorry if i have let you down </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159978 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:02:23 +0000 Ian 159978@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anything which pokes surreal fun at Attenborough and has a go at bono is worth 5 stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159955 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:27:25 +0000 Anonymous 159955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The last para is very very funny.</p> <p>stars galore for thinking art whilst showering. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159953 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 18:06:15 +0000 Jonny Shlep 159953@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks chaps. Much appreciated. I actually "gave birth" to this rather odd little scenario whilst in the shower this morn.</p> <p>Funny what you can dream up when you're washing your smalls isn't it? :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159948 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:05:30 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 159948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I liked it. A tad surreal, but jolly good fun. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159946 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 16:42:19 +0000 dvo4fun 159946@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>But I like the last para as well </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159935 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:40:53 +0000 Jonny Shlep 159935@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes. Yes it does doesn't it? :) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159933 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:36:50 +0000 Tripod 159933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great first sentence, but then it kinda loses its way... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55351#post-159928 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:07:48 +0000 Jonny Shlep 159928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The world of entertainment was stunned last night at the news that the wife of iconic naturalist and broadcaster David Attenborough has given birth to a 7lb 5oz Sumatran Gibbon in The Chelsea And Westminster Hospital in West London.</p> <p>It is thought that the infant was conceived shortly after Attenborough, 97, had returned from a trip to the forests of Western Indonesia where he was making a BBC documentary about the primates native to the area. The couple were said to be "absolutely thrilled" by their new arrival and will be holding a photoshoot for the media in a few days time.</p> <p>Professor George Atkinson, Head Of Paediatrics at the hospital, gave a brief statement to reporters last night. "Mother and baby are both doing well although we've had to place the infant in a sealed incubator to stop it from climbing up the curtains"</p> <p>Although extremely rare, this type of vocation influenced birth is not entirely unheard of. In 1995 the wife of rock star Bono gave birth to a baby wearing sunglasses and with "Twat" written on it's forehead, while in 2001 the topless model Katy Price's infant was born with plastic breasts and had to undergo complicated surgery to enable it to close its legs. </p>