http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:59:41 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-160113 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:25:36 +0000 Squudge 160113@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just noticed you made NiB !! (ta for the hat tip too) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-160098 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:16:16 +0000 writinginbsl 160098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>one of my favourites </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-160059 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:41:32 +0000 Not Amused 160059@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Didn't see this before but a deserved NIB. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-160055 Mon, 28 Jan 2013 13:48:43 +0000 Midfield Diamond 160055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great idea, gotta be worth a bump. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-159952 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:40:18 +0000 apepper 159952@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses which it's believed were intended to be sold on the black market. Unbelievably, they are cooked and eaten by some sick individuals. Police suspect that he was not working alone; a local coal merchant has been arrested and is being questioned about a collection of snowman eyes which also fetch a high price as they are burnt for some perverted purpose.</p> <p>Police are confident that further evidence will be forthcoming; "We're sure that the bodies will be found - it's not like they can simply melt away in the sunshine." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-159932 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:36:07 +0000 Squudge 159932@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...a local coal merchant is being questioned amid suspicions that the greengrocer may not have acted alone, but is part of a much wider conspiracy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-159930 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 12:15:49 +0000 MADJEZ 159930@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it, how about expanding.<br /> ... they found a bonfire in the garden with a stack of partially burnt arms. There were dozens of sticks, so we could be looking at a major serial killer.<br /> .. Damp hats, scarves and gloves have been taken away for DNA testing by experts at Yorkshire water.<br /> … the major part of the bodies had been completely dissolved leaving no trace in a manner similar to the acid bath murders of the 1940s. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55349#post-159923 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 11:24:25 +0000 apepper 159923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses. </p>