http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 02:20:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159924 Sun, 27 Jan 2013 11:37:27 +0000 Titus 159924@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Next time I am at the football and the crowd starts chanting 'your shit, and you know you are' I'll turn around and say 'stop that now, have you ever tried playing professional football. No, well then sit down and try being a little more supportive.' "</p> <p>Now THAT, I like - beautiful satire. Why didn't Len Scap post an NB news story with that as its theme? Better than many other submissions ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159912 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:50:35 +0000 Yikes 159912@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one! 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159906 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:19:08 +0000 Ironduke 159906@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't feel bad; I bet Rebecca could take best part of a rugby team in, never mind just you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159904 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 21:02:58 +0000 Dick Everyman 159904@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No need to apologise LC. </p> <p>The truth is I joined Match.com and struck up a relationship with a hill-farmer who pretended to be a woman called Rebecca. After three days of totally amazing sex the stubble gave him away and I realised I'd been completely taken in. </p> <p>He begged me to stay saying that he would change, and after three trips to Thailand he's got most of her new equipment in working order. We decided to stay here in Tal-y-bont and the hill-farm is keeping us busy as the lambing season has just started. </p> <p>I spent last night tucked between two bales of hay with my right hand probing a ewe's vulva every 30 minutes. She gave birth to twins at 4.00am and we've decided to call the female Becky and the ram, Dick.</p> <p>I don't think I'll ever leave the village now as Daffyd wants to adopt and I also feel I want to give an unfortunate child a chance. Once the ewes have all delivered we'll be off to Cameroon to see what's on offer.</p> <p>In the meantime, today has been a very dull day... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159903 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:37:46 +0000 Lens Cap 159903@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry I just realised that sounded like I was criticising Wales, but I have never been Welsh. My bad </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159902 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:30:43 +0000 Lens Cap 159902@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Wales. What did you do to deserve that punisment </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159901 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:29:11 +0000 Dick Everyman 159901@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If it's any consolation I don't find it funny either even though I posted it. </p> <p>However you two guys just kill me!! You've really cheered me up after a fucking dull day in Wales. </p> <p>XX </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159900 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:20:16 +0000 Lens Cap 159900@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I apologise. I didn't realise that opinion on comedy is reserved soley for those who have written things themselves. </p> <p> Next time someone tells me they didn't find Mrs Browns boys funny, I'll say 'fuck you prick, Tripod says you can only have an opinion if you have tried it yourselves'. Next time I am at the football and the crowd starts chanting 'your shit, and you know you are' I'll turn around and say 'stop that now, have you ever tried playing professional football. No, well then sit down and try being a little more supportive.'</p> <p>All I said is that I didn't find it funny. It might be hilarious, but I didn't find it funny. But the idea you need to have tried something to have an opinion is ridiculas</p> <p> I'm not sure what your problem is Tripod, but if you want to start an argument have a coherent thought first.</p> <p>For the record, I think Dick can be amusing, but what would I know, I struggle with writing birthday cards. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159895 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:36:39 +0000 Tripod 159895@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>am I still allowed to find it not funny?</blockquote></p> <p>Yes, you are. But, just for the record, have you ever written anything remotely funny in your fucking life? <em>Ever</em>... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159894 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:31:43 +0000 Lens Cap 159894@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah i see. OK. Now I get it am I still allowed to find it not funny? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159893 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:28:41 +0000 Tripod 159893@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I have no idea what that means tripod</blockquote></p> <p>Camerooooooooooon... I never said it was funny... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159892 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:19:32 +0000 Lens Cap 159892@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have no idea what that means tripod so I'll ignore it.</p> <p> Just wondering what the joke was that's all </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159891 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:15:35 +0000 Tripod 159891@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>I am being a bit slow</blockquote></p> <p>oooooooooooooooo! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159889 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:06:29 +0000 Lens Cap 159889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sure this is 'smart and funny', and maybe I am being a bit slow, but I really don't get the 'joke' here </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159887 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:00:07 +0000 custard cream 159887@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it! Smart and funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55338#post-159873 Sat, 26 Jan 2013 14:42:23 +0000 Dick Everyman 159873@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>. </p>