http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55012 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:12:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55012#post-159133 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:26:52 +0000 Tripod 159133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chelsea must have paid a couple of million quid for every goal Torres has scored in a Chelsea shirt. I wonder what the 'Brylcreem boys'of the 1950s, on £20 a week, would have said about that? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55012#post-159098 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 10:18:43 +0000 Midfield Diamond 159098@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is the government's 'Scrappage' scheme still going? You know, where you could get money towards buying a new car if you scrapped your old one? Footballer scrappage might be a good idea - getting rid of certain duffers so that we never again have to suffer seeing them miss sitters or underhit backpasses. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55012#post-159061 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 21:54:32 +0000 dvo4fun 159061@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>works for me as a ticker or NiB </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55012#post-159002 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 16:29:35 +0000 Tripod 159002@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Chelsea’s misfiring striker is being broken up and sold for parts, according to Brian Barnes, the club’s accountant. “Having had the player valued, during our annual stocktaking, we found he was worth a mere fraction of the £50,000,000 we paid for him two years ago. He wasn't just rusty, he was ready for the scrapheap. </p> <p>"We feel our best chance of recouping some of the money is to sell the player off in bits, starting with the most valuable. His bottle-blonde hair - enough to stuff a pair of scatter cushions - made £15 at auction. His right foot may make even more: one of Roman Abramovich’s business associates is looking for a door-stop”... </p>