http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158980 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 13:08:56 +0000 dvo4fun 158980@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Think Idiot's is the best bet Reg</p> <p>You might later go with "HMV bosses rage at Internet &amp; iPod inventors "Well, we hope you're happy now!” </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158977 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:35:42 +0000 Squudge 158977@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>...dunno, I also quite enjoyed '...said a town planner, who is obviously not very good at planning'</p> <p>there is a bit to be had on the gutting of town centres, perhaps in another sub if this isn't working </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158976 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:18:39 +0000 button 158976@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, excellent ticker </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158974 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 10:54:21 +0000 Titus 158974@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Agree with Idiot - the perfect self-suffient ticker. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158962 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 10:01:44 +0000 Idiot 158962@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HMV posts biggest losses since records began = perfect ticker - no need for the rest in my opinion. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55001#post-158960 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 09:46:44 +0000 Reg Herring 158960@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Incompetent bosses at ailing HMV today angrily blamed their troubles on Tim Berners-Lee for inventing the internet: “Mr Berners-Lee invented the internet and Jonathan Ive invented the iPod – these two evil British inventors have conspired to destroy our business, we hope they are happy now.” </p> <p>Meanwhile, greedy bungling local councils deny ghost town centres across the UK are the result of excessive pedestrianisation and exorbitant fees for car parks miles away from overpriced high-rent shopping areas. “Consumers these days are just plain crafty lazy tight bastards” said a town planner, who is obviously not very good at planning “they just like to sit at home twiddling and clicking their mice, buying stuff online and saving money on bargains without a thought about the damage they are doing to my career.” Shouting “Fucking internet!” at the top of his voice, he then threw himself off the top of an empty multi-storey car park he had commissioned a few years ago and landed in an empty litter bin. </p> <p>Luckily, his suicide was filmed by a passing gang of drunken drugged-up giggling unemployed chavs on their stolen iPhones who then relieved him of his wallet and took turns to urinate on him. The video has become a global YouTube sensation, netting the poster ‘workz4luzerz’ at least £500,000 in advertising monetization. </p>