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Forum » Topic: Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight) http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 04:46:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php The All New Jeni B on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159180 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:15:05 +0000 The All New Jeni B 159180@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Taurus: You will feel a bit down this week as Tesco overlook you in favour of Sagittarius. sigmund on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159178 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:00:47 +0000 sigmund 159178@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Cancer: Nobody wants you. Scorpio: You’re a bit of a prick, aren’t you? Even Ford named one of their worst cars after you. Sinnick on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159162 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:47:44 +0000 Sinnick 159162@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Virgo: might as well rebrand yourself, as Meretrix Midfield Diamond on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159157 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:16:47 +0000 Midfield Diamond 159157@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Pisces: A film about the first third of your life will be critically acclaimed, leading to speculation about two sequels. AReader on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159154 Mon, 21 Jan 2013 16:55:44 +0000 AReader 159154@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ophiuchus: As the 13th member of the Zodiac, you are used to being ignored by people. And its never going to change. Golgo13 on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-159038 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 20:30:02 +0000 Golgo13 159038@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Virgo: This week you'll be wondering where the cue ball's going. Orion: Time to man up and apply for full zodiac membership. Nails UK on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158975 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:10:21 +0000 Nails UK 158975@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Libra: There will be some disagreements with friends and family as your choice of Christmas gifts of HMV vouchers for everyone last month backfires somewhat. Stick to book tokens in future. Capricorn: You have high hopes for your love life as the butcher in Tesco appears to be taking an interest in you. However his motives may not be as clear-cut as you believe. Aquarius: Good news as the hosepipe ban in your area is lifted, so you can finally empty that mosquito-laden water butt. Nails UK: Your New Year resolution not to post on on-line comedy sites fails spectacularly. It wasn't worth it either, as nobody laughed at what you posted. kimllfixit on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158964 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 10:04:33 +0000 kimllfixit 158964@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Sagittarius: For so many years, people have criticised how you walk round with a bow and arrow. Well who's laughing now, bitches? waylandsmithy on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158957 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 09:21:55 +0000 waylandsmithy 158957@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Simon: your head is too big for your face. Your children hate you. Not looking good, is it? Tripod on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158956 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 09:19:41 +0000 Tripod 158956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Scorpio: you are wary of astrological predictions. You have every right to be... dvo4fun on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158955 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 09:15:05 +0000 dvo4fun 158955@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Ramadan: You may feel a bit peckish but try to resist the urge to binge-eat Squudge on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158941 Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:32:54 +0000 Squudge 158941@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Leo - you will be remembered for bad hair and cheesy singing Virgo - who are you kidding, seriously. FlashArry on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158940 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 23:50:55 +0000 FlashArry 158940@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Gemini : Bipolar. The clues were always there. Cancer : A tallish man, or possibly a well built woman, will say or do something that will make you pensive, anguished or slightly queasy. Avoid herring-based appetisers. Fuck it, that'll have to do. bonjonelson on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158886 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:07:25 +0000 bonjonelson 158886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Taurus: Mercury ascending will cause you to lose weight far faster than you planned. By tomorrow you will have negative mass and will be sent to CERN for investigation by curious physicists. AReader on "Newsbiscuit Feature: Your stars for the coming month (with 20/20 Hindsight)" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54983#post-158885 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 12:47:17 +0000 AReader 158885@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Aries: Now you realise why the last few races at the Curragh had so many non-starters, you really should have refused buying that lorry-load of prime beef, sight unseen, bought for only 10 euros, a case of Guinness and some ciggies. Try telling that story to the people at the Unemployment Office - they'll never believe it. Taurus: Gemini: Cancer: Leo: Virgo: Libra: Scorpio Sagittarius: Capricorn: Aquarius: Pisces: