http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 00:52:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158638 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 09:05:00 +0000 Idiot 158638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great googly-moogly! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158630 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:51:43 +0000 button 158630@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm staying at home in case a helicopter crashes into the office. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158629 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:48:15 +0000 Golgo13 158629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You'd think the train would've been emptier this morning with all the recreational users of the 07:27 Surbiton to Waterloo sitting this one out at home - the joy-riders figuring their journey wasn't essential, but if anything it was fuller...</p> <p>...perhaps because they pre-emptively cancelled half the trains due to the snow which is expected to fall any minute... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158625 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:06:23 +0000 dvo4fun 158625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@c-h: "While I'm at it, what's with yellow, amber, red as a system of warnings? "</p> <p>I'd like to know the answer too. At 'amber' are we supposed to stay indoors or rush out quickly to stock up on tinned food &amp; bottled water? If the different levels of 'alert' mean something wouldn't it be sensible for the great British public to be in on the secret?</p> <p>And does getting to work constitute an 'essentail journey' - the only recommended trip at times? Do we remain at home and then get the sack for not turning up? </p> <p>Right, back to bed with another cup of tea I think </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158582 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:52:18 +0000 Dick Everyman 158582@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's a gay thing I think. Something to do with handkerchiefs in back pockets but the Met Office don't use a whole rainbow for fear of being outed. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54884#post-158580 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:41:54 +0000 charlies_hat 158580@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>... Coat collected... At least it's not a horse burger joke. </p> <p>While I'm at it, what's with yellow, amber, red as a system of warnings? </p>