http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 03:27:27 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158627 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:15:04 +0000 The Real Rebecca 158627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sarah's a slag, she spend most of her spare time at the clinic, about a mile down the road from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158624 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:01:13 +0000 sigmund 158624@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’ve got an aunt that lives in Dartford. Probably not ‘Sarah,’ as she’s 97. Although she could use the money, Qox... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158591 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:45:36 +0000 Ironduke 158591@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://http://www.pbase.com/timbg/image/65936119">Positively radiant.</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158590 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:28:32 +0000 Qoxiivi 158590@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ironduke: You're full of shit. She lives 4 miles away from me you cunt. Unless you live really near me, 8 miles away in a direct line that passes straight through Sarah's position or 4 miles away in some other direction, you're lying. I know you're lying.</p> <p>If, however, you're not lying, how was she? Be graphic. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158587 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:09:12 +0000 Ironduke 158587@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not boasting, but I only had to travel 3 and three-quarter miles and she's still well satisfied. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158585 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:06:14 +0000 waylandsmithy 158585@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>4 miles is a bit too far, to be honest. You'd think she'd make the effort to meet us half-way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158581 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:47:24 +0000 Ironduke 158581@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Probably best for tonight Qoxiivi. Three's a crowd. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54883#post-158577 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:31:00 +0000 Qoxiivi 158577@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She's alright actually. And 4 miles isn't far. That's like, Bexleyheath or Dartford. Or Farningham. I have just put my car away though and it's really cold. And the snooker's on. I mean, it's only Sean Murphy and John Higgins but I am kind of comfortable. Don't get me wrong, they're both good players but I'm just not that keen on either of them. I prefer Ronnie O'Sullivan and Judd Trump. O'Sullivan's taking a year off though. I hope Trump gets through to the final. Actually, Family Guy and American Dad are on later on BBC Three and I DO want to watch those - especially if there's a Roger-heavy episode in there. I do have work in the morning too.</p> <p>Nah, I think I'll give it a miss. Hope she's ok though and not all on her own, just sitting there twirling an old-fashioned phone cord around a suggestive finger and looking all coy and disappointed. </p>