http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 15:11:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158721 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:19:49 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 158721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158714 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:04:29 +0000 custard cream 158714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wonderful - max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158712 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 12:00:59 +0000 Idiot 158712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Late due to problems with the rota. Or was that the pilot? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158709 Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:46:43 +0000 Son of Barnabas 158709@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>***** but i feel sorry for him being out of a jib. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158586 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:08:11 +0000 Perks 158586@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And then let off the hook</p> <p>Nice one (maybe change repeating mds title and name) 5*s </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158584 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 23:03:45 +0000 waylandsmithy 158584@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You shouldn't sack crane workers straight away. Just suspend them. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158583 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:56:35 +0000 dvo4fun 158583@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And it's a Full Five from me. What do you think? Does he lie in alternate mornings and get a mate to clock him in? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158571 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:04:23 +0000 sigmund 158571@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good stuff - reminds me of Bradley Hardacre in ‘Brass.’ 5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158570 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 21:55:49 +0000 button 158570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good.</p> <p>And I like your new picture PS. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158560 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 20:22:48 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 158560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff, 5 lucky stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158557 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:27:20 +0000 waylandsmithy 158557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wrong and excellent. </p> <p>What's the phrase about laying in bed with the curtains drawn? Fucking skiver. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54876#post-158555 Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:21:03 +0000 Gerontius 158555@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A crane driver who admitted he was lucky to be alive after oversleeping on the morning his crane was hit by a helicopter has been sacked.<br /> Managing director Eddie Cribbs from building firm Hardcastle and Cribbs said the crane driver should have been at his post high above the ground when the helicopter ploughed into it and not testing the tog unit value on his new duvet.<br /> Managing director Eddie Cribbs said he was furious that only the two people had died in the accident when in all fairness it should have been three.<br /> Cribbs also slammed the crane driver’s children for failing to wake him early enough for him to get to work on time, accusing them of being overindulged and cosseted.<br /> ‘Well he can spend as much time as he likes in bed now’ fumed Cribbs ‘let’s see how lucky he feels now’. </p>